A mix of the popular term "fuck my life" and the term "balls to you," recently popularized by Liza Minnelli. Used in anger or exasperation at daily events.
Jim: I need some coffee...
Bill: You can't, somebody crapped in the office coffee machine again.
Jim: Balls to my life.
Bill: You can't, somebody crapped in the office coffee machine again.
Jim: Balls to my life.
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Rocko's Modern Life still airs on Nicktoons TV, but I don't think that very many people receive that channel.
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But he’s a great person. Most of all you can beat him with a wooden hoe with 3 cps.
But he’s a great person. Most of all you can beat him with a wooden hoe with 3 cps.
Farid: Hey you suck Lifelong.
Lifelong: STFU you’re literally trash at the GAME. I WAS LAGGING. *tries to find an excuse*
Farid: Jajajaja you have 40 ms ”Im lagging”.
Lifelong: STFU you’re literally trash at the GAME. I WAS LAGGING. *tries to find an excuse*
Farid: Jajajaja you have 40 ms ”Im lagging”.
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Get the waste of life mug.Where you and three other friends order from the Dollar Menu at McDonalds. Then all four of you take out your change and you barely have enough to get one of those huge 69 cents sodas.
Cashier: Hi, how may I help you?
Customer: Can I get a cheeseburger?
Cashier: Yes, that will be $1.67 please. Is there anything else you would like to order?
Customer: Oh wait, I don't have $1.67.
Cashier: Well you can get the double cheeseburger, it's on the Dollar Menu and it's only $1.07 including tax.
Customer: Okay! I'll get that!
Customer One: I want a soda, but I don't have enough money to get one.
Customer Two: Ohh get one of those huge 69 cents soda they got here.
Customer Three: Yeah! Those are huge!
Customer One: But I still don't have enough...
Customer Four: Here I got some change.
*All four customers finally dig out a total of 68 cents and when they order it they beg the cashier to chip in a penny*
That is the way of ghetto life.
Customer: Can I get a cheeseburger?
Cashier: Yes, that will be $1.67 please. Is there anything else you would like to order?
Customer: Oh wait, I don't have $1.67.
Cashier: Well you can get the double cheeseburger, it's on the Dollar Menu and it's only $1.07 including tax.
Customer: Okay! I'll get that!
Customer One: I want a soda, but I don't have enough money to get one.
Customer Two: Ohh get one of those huge 69 cents soda they got here.
Customer Three: Yeah! Those are huge!
Customer One: But I still don't have enough...
Customer Four: Here I got some change.
*All four customers finally dig out a total of 68 cents and when they order it they beg the cashier to chip in a penny*
That is the way of ghetto life.
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