tx3 laser turbo

a really shit car which is really slow and has no guts at all if the car is red it makes it really gay just like the driver

zac drives a tx3 turbo

by wayne kerr April 12, 2004

Bearded Lantern

A bearded lantern/ A lantern with a beard attached to it as a part of natural growth.

A word which can be used as a come-back to anything.

"Hey, can you stop that?"

"Bearded lantern."

by Bearded Lantern February 22, 2009

now or later

is when the boy gets the girl in the mood and they both hot and ready but when the boy inserts his penis and strokes for a couple of SECONDS his penis goes back on soft and the girl gets mad and walk away

man that was shit i could have fucked somebody that can stick and stay with your now or later dick

by diamonddbbyha July 3, 2010

plymouth laser

A mitsubishi eclipse, but a little slower.

jed's car

by bob saget March 26, 2004

green lantern

When you flick a giant booger on someones car headlights.

James: "Danya said you were late today."
Derek: "He's a chump, I gave him the green lantern anyway!"
James: "Hahahahaha!"
Derek: "Bwahahahaa!"

by Webster March 31, 2003

Deep Blue Laser

An internet-laden pedophile; One who seeks internet-laden pedophiles, often utilizing the craft of 'douchery'

The Act of repeatedly slapping someone on the brow with a flacid, blue (sometimes Navy Blue) dildoe.

Jack just 'deep blue lasered' that chimp!

by Willy Lickerbush April 5, 2008

laser pendulum

A laser pendulum is one physical form of God, A.K.A. Chuck Norris. The power of the laser pendulum is so fearsome that the Roman Catholic Church has begun using it in place of "Amen" at the end of prayers. It's sheer epic awesomeness means that any being who does not fully appreciate its existence and worship its almighty pwnage is not worthy of life.

No form of communication can express the ultimateness of the laser pendulum satisfactorily enough to appease the-

The guy who wrote that just died.

by djkhlaskjfh October 27, 2008