Lobstromonous

the act of saying your pretty

you look lobstromonous today

by justtringingtohelpusmile March 22, 2018

Lobster Claw

The sexual act of using one hand to pleasure a woman's vagina and anus simultaneously.

This is done by joining the pointer finger and middle into one claw and inserting in one hole, while forming the the second claw with the ring finger and pinkie and inserting into another hole.

Jimmy: "Man I totally lobster clawed that girl out last night."
Frankie: "Oh yea? Did you claw her up hard?"
Jimmy: "Hell yea I did, I Lobstered her all night!"

by AyeSugarTits May 30, 2018

Lobster slap

When you go to have sex but they've had crabs for more than 8 weeks

Bill: That prostitute just lobster slapped me
Joe: fuuuckkk man
Bill: It's gonna take weeks to get rid of it

by X_x.Butnuggets.x_X May 12, 2018

Loistered

To be extremely intoxicated from too much alcohol.

Lad, I was totally loistered last night, can't remember a thing.

by anotheranswerphone June 26, 2018

Lobster Claw.

A woman's vagina when she has syphilis. Smells like fish and red in color.

I was going to perform oral sex on my girlfriend but i noticed she had lobster claw.

by Shagga1 August 23, 2018

lobster

a skinny woman with a large butt, as in "all the meat is in the back"

Dude, that chick is a total lobster, check out that ass!

by E dirt September 6, 2018

Looster

Looster is a nick name for someone called Lewis. Often spelt, Lusta, Loostar, Looster da rooster or the toilet emoji followed by the star emoji. If you have a friend named Lewis (lucky you btw) then call him Looster.

Lewis: Hey bob, or should I say bobby the wobby
Bob: Hey Lewis, or should I say Looster da Rooster
Lewis: :0

by Definatley not called Looster December 30, 2018