Listen up here ya fat cunt

An overused CowbellyTV joke

Penguin: Sir
Cowbelly: what
Penguin: you're too blue to be here
Cowbelly: Listen up here ya fat cunt

by A Grammer Nazi May 27, 2017

listologist

A person who is a master at creating lists.

The listologist just completed writing the list of the all-time best movies.

by bucketlistjourney July 20, 2010

Do you listen to Mr. Loverman?

Some people use this term as a mlm version of "Do you lizten to girl in red?" So if someone asks you this question they acctualy wanna know if you are gay.

Guy 1: Do you listen to Mr. Loverman?
Guy 2: Yeah, I AM gay

by Ugly_closeted_frog October 15, 2020

listenbird

The listen bird is a graffiti art bird with "listen" written beside it. This phenomenon is rumored to have started in Edmonton, AB, Canada. The meaning behind the listenbird is unknown.

<listenbird> Listen
<passerby> what?

by somahaiken April 6, 2007

nobody is listening

nobody is listening is zayn maliks third studio album. it is a godlike album. it starts off with his song called “calamity” this song really is just- wow. it’s very soft and mellow but also still extremely powerful. okay can we just talk about sweat omg that song is so fucking sexy omg omg. all his songs are sexy tbh, just like him.

“do you think i’ll go to heaven?”

“no i do not think you will go to zayn maliks vocals in nobody is listening”

by maria grace March 3, 2021

listenin

Another way of saying you are resting my eyes

"Are you going to sleep?" "no, I'm just listenin"...Zzz

by SBD April 25, 2005

flash listings

On Graigslist listings that are there and gone in a flash. Listings that are on so short a time you usually don't know they were even there. I suspect that some people use software that alerts them when certain types of listings appear and the rest of use never see the listing. Craigslist seems to be going the way of ebay, professionals are crowding out regular buyers, and sellers.

That listing was posted 2 minutes ago and now it's deleted, another flash listing. I can't park in front of my computer, and the good stuff is always gone by the time I see the listing. I don't spend much time on Craigslist anymore flash listings have taken the fun out of it.

by mikie the yorkie April 2, 2008