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Malaysian lapdance

Shit your pants and do not wipe. Then proceed to give a standard lapdance with your shit acting as lube.
Wow, i was so wasted last night that i let Christina give me a Malaysian lapdance.
by JA88 November 12, 2010
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laprad

a piece of shit female science teacher,
who flirts with boys in her class,
has a husband,
but still flaunts her sick ass pussy errywhere.
she also tends to take some of her male students,
to her back room,
and,
ahem,
"talk."
"oh my god,
your such a mother fucking laprad!"
or,
"oh my god,
that laprad,
just took lerayray to the back room,
she needs to stick to her mother fucking husband!"
by braneefuhhh247. June 15, 2009
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Lappeenranta

A city in Finland where even people oriented with Straight Edge-subculture drink their asses off regularly.
How many straight edge's it takes to a drink bottle of vodka in Lappeenranta? - One, when his friends are not around.
by akkez April 25, 2011
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Lappytoppy

If you are talking to your wife/girl friend and want to make it sound sweet. you can simply say Lappytoppy instead of LAPTOP
Hon, could you get my lappytoppy please... <3<3<3
by ILYSMA September 20, 2012
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laporte texas

Nothing but pill head hoes and nasty hating ass niggas.
by Jizzzer February 15, 2017
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Ball Lapping

to lick or lap at ones balls
damn, lap that ballsack up. ball lapping
by ohasif123 November 5, 2008
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school's laptops

a laptop distributed to students (almost always a chromebook) with the following characteristics:

More restrictions than there are people on this planet

shitty internet

inability to run anything that requires more than 1/2gb of ram

923483294204832094 blocked websites
me: the school's laptops suck

everyone with an iq above 3: yes
by Hehe I cheated March 29, 2021
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