The juice isn’t worth the squeeze. 

The reward is not worth the effort.

She’s pretty cute but she expects me to try so hard to win her over, the juice isn’t worth the squeeze.

The juice isn’t worth the squeeze. by Who’R’You August 17, 2022

Shreks Coochie Juice 

Shreks Coochie Juice is one of the best mixed drinks ever, comprised of a secret mix of Sailor Jerrys Savage Apple Rum and an unnamed soda. Enjoyed by patriotic right wingers and created by Kevin Lee, Shreks Coochie Juice is a legendary mixed drinks

"I see white claw to my left, and Shreks Coochie Juice to the Right"

Shreks Coochie Juice by If you know... March 21, 2022

council juice 

Scottish slang for tap water.

"My mouths like a rats arse, geez a drink o' council juice"

council juice by Moyz January 16, 2008

Jilly Juice 

A salty cabbage drink that gives you extreme diarrhea. It was created by a loon with an eating disorder that hates exercising. She has convinced stupid people it will heal them, so she can justify her purging.

The creator of jilly juice has shit herself on camera.

Jilly Juice by Herbie West April 14, 2019

cloud juice 

a gentle summer rain

The cloud juice began to fall, and I thought I was gonna melt into my seat. What a great night it was.

cloud juice by Chrekol July 14, 2005

Man Bazooka Juice 

Semen.

I squirted out some man bazooka juice three times playing that game.

Man Bazooka Juice by Latino Banana September 18, 2016

Come get your grape juice 

An exclamatory phrase of delight, commonly used in the discovery of a partner's fetish.

Bro1: I just learned my wife of two years loves anal.
Bro2: Come get your grape juice!

Come get your grape juice by r_account December 3, 2014