JaredNap

To pass out in a hallway of an Apartment with a half eaten Subway sandwich as your pillow

I was so drunk last night I Jarednapped outside of your apartment door.

by Draft Manuscripts Not soldiers December 15, 2008

jardvicht ardtifical ardvarcht

A condition in which the scphincter muscle contracts and retracts violently due to prolonged norse lords.

Rumor has it that Sue has jardvicht ardtifical ardvarcht, I knew she had it beforehand because her fingers stunk of raw fecis.

by garrisons andersons mastersons May 30, 2009

jaked it

to drop a ball (usually a football) that is easily catchable

"Dude how didn't you catch that ball it was right to your hands!'

"I know i totally jaked it"

by Coopahloop October 8, 2009

Janedodo

A Janedodo is a girl that is of around average attractiveness who is not particularly interesting, funny, or intelligent.

Mary: While Jason and I were at the mall we ran into his first ex-girlfriend and she joined us for lunch. She wasn't that cute and was a bore to talk to; a real Janedodo. I can't believe he ever liked her.

Lisa: Haha, my ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend seems like a Janedodo. I don't know what he sees in her.

by Leona Orange September 25, 2011

Jaedah

She is very pretty and the coolest girl I’ve ever met :) likes sushi a lot

“Jaedah likes sushi”
“Yea I lost a game of 8ball and now we’re going to get sushi sometime

by LuisDeAnda May 28, 2019

jard

Someone who can't type. Originated from someone's misspelling of Jared (the guy from the meme with "Hi, I'm Jared, 19 and I never learned how to read")

*while texting*
Sarah: OMG I can't read I'm such a Jard
Mike: A Jard? I see how this is *changes nickname to jard*
Jard: I hate you

by jard19 May 30, 2020

Faded Jaded

A MILF type who is past her prime, and has almost lost all her looks and hungry after sex. An easy lay for young good looking men who don't care who it is as long as it's easy.

OH did you see that bar! It was full of Faded Jadeds!

by JAMF43 May 18, 2009