Jessica Simpson

a famous blonde celebrity who only pretends to be stupid because she's an attention whore

jessica simpson and nick lachey broke up.

by kritters January 6, 2008

Jessica

Really annoying

Damn, shes being such a jessica

by fuckchesterallmyhomieshatehim October 9, 2020

Jessica Simpson

Is A beautiful talented woman!

Singing... Acting ( mainly acting stupid on newlyweds)

by Lucee August 2, 2004

Jessie

A Jessie is a type of person who is cooler than you.
A Jessie is always a bitch, so don’t mess with her. She loves men who are older than 50 and is a romance lover... NOT. she hates being shut up by kisses and hates cuddling, except if it’s her 50 man, not her father.
A Jessie is an amazing singer and an amazing story teller. ask her to sing you a song, welcome to America got talent. most Jessies are born in July, or another cool month.

Most jessie’s will steal your dad, and make him fall in love then leave him, their a bitch like that. you might have a good thing with her, or a bad thing. never mess with the Jess!

Hugh: i’m gonna go see that girl tonight! She’s a real Jessie!

Me: Oh yeah! Good luck, don’t tell your wife.

by billy bobcat January 20, 2019

dead arm jessica

A boss bitch who puts you in a world of pain

MC: ow bro my arm hurts
GSquared: why?
MC: that dead arm Jessica punched me and gave me a dead arm!

by MCFireBlanket February 6, 2017

jessica

see mindslut (also a professional relationship destroyer)

Guy 1: Life is so much less frustrateing when you don't have to deal wit jessica

Guy 2: fuck yea

by u no wht it is January 21, 2008

jessica simpson

jessica simpson is one of the most beautiful girls ever to grace this earth with her presence. newlyweds on mtv has to be the funniest and most awesome show ever to live. jessica simpson has the most beautiful vioce ever so all you bitches who thinks shes a dumbass your really the dumbases you just think because your ugly and cant sing or get yourself and hott boy/girl means you can go off on a girl who can. so stop being jealous and get some plastic surgery.

jessica simpson is my look a like!

by beautifulme! April 4, 2005