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Jessica

Jessica is the girl of your dreams. Know those dreams that you can't tell the difference from reality? This girl is the definition of those dreams. There are days that you wake up and can't tell if shes real or not. this girl is everything you need! remember when noe made an arc with two of each animal to save the world? this girl is my arc. protect your jessica with everything.
"Yo dude, last night i met a Jessica!"
"GODDAMN! How lucky! Protect her with everything you got..."
by MIlhas_! November 30, 2020
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jessica yardley

Jessica Yardley is honestly the most beautiful name that can me given, u are blessed if u are called Jessica Yardley, ur probably gorgeous and talented like DAMN.
“Im surprised she’s not called Jessica Yardley, she’s just perfect”
by Afrivkendumbass December 3, 2020
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Jessie

Jessie is part of team rocket 🚀 a evil Pokémon- stealing. Criminal Organisation along with James , Meowth and Woffbuffet . She had a bad past but she does have her moments
Jessie : what did you just call me? Ugh ahhhh

Meowth: wow , Jessie just envolved into a flareon
by DaisyTheTeamRocketQueen123 January 1, 2021
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Jessica

the most amazing, kind, generous and beautiful girl in the entire world. She makes the world stop whenever she looks at you, she’s breathtaking, ethereal even. She’s loveable and precious and totally hilarious. And we know that if you lose her, you’ll regret it for eternity. We all love a Jessica xx
Did you see Jessica today, she took my breath away.
My gorgeous and ethereal sister is named Jessica.
by NameAnalysis January 10, 2021
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Jessie Joint

A joint that is way too skinny and tight. Kind of like those overpriced Vogue cigarettes that used to kick about. Mind them? Ridiculous. A Jessie joint requires small girl like fingers to avoid crushing it and the skinny tight nature of this abomination means that often it's hard to pull smoke through the joint. You feel like you're getting high, but you're not, you're just starving your brain of oxygen.
King: Oh man what is this thing? A fucking toothpick?

Jessie: Nah man.... it's calm, everyone just uses too much baccy.

King: Bruv, this is all paper. No baccy, no weed either. Absolute Jessie Joint.
by 72K Gold May 14, 2021
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Jessicuh

"Jessicuh" is a name some people use to give uniqueness to their real bland name. Probably named: Jessica. Can't make decisions and also most likely has a nice butt
Here comes that wishy-washy JessicUH. Look at that ass though.
by unknowntattletale June 6, 2021
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