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Irish incinerator

The act of having your partner pour a bowl of pure capsaicin (the spiciest substance on the planet) onto your cock, resulting in an extremely painful, sometimes cock-fatal burning sensation.
My girlfriend got pissed at me so I got an Irish incinerator.
by AluminumPancake September 10, 2007
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Irish Spring

Something you need to get through the day. Not being addcited to it, but wanting it more then a passion;
Mike: "Man I love soda"

Jeff: " Man thats like your Irish Spring".
by BFB2ASS June 2, 2011
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Irish wristwatch

Actually originating in the piedmont of North Carolina, the Irish Wristwatch occurs during anal intercourse. The male, lying on his back, is mounted by the female; she rotates (preferably clockwise) while drinking a bottle of Irish Cream, whether it is Bailey's, O'Mara's, etc.
by TMinc January 22, 2010
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Cheap Irish Bastard

A specific type of technology sales guy found exclusively in New York City and Philadelphia infamous for the following qualities:

1. Cheap as in always forgets his wallet at home or disappears right before the bar tab shows up

2. Has a made-up sounding Irish name

3 Bastard as in cock blocks his buddies or swipes their drinks

The best medicine for Cheap Irish Bastards is ordering a ridiculous amount of room service breakfast to their hotel room or putting salami in their shoes
Oh my God, here comes that Cheap Irish Bastard Conway again... hold onto your drinks
by Joeamato69 July 17, 2018
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irish car bombs

fill a glass up with 3/4 guiness. then fill a shot glass with 1/2 irish whisky and half baileys irish cream.. drop the shot glass in the beer and chug!
"wanna do some irish car bombs"
"sure"
chugs and pukes
by lklklk September 23, 2006
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irish disease

The slang term referring to the commonly below average, small penis of Irish men.
"Cindy, you know I'd date Tom, but I'm not feeling the whole Irish Disease, I don't want to date a guy with a small cock."
by Chris Connelly June 12, 2006
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Irish bulldog

receiving oral sex from a partner than ejaculating on his or her face, finishing off with a punch in the jaw and then you bite their ear.
"after the Irish bulldog karen wanted to call it a night."
by zaktori January 7, 2006
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