Captain's Chair

The face of a good looking man. Much like the Captain's Chair of a plane, a commanding person sits on it and operates flaps.

"Looks at that Captain's Chair, I could go Atlantic on that."

"How would you like a ride on my Captain's Chair?"

by funneydude September 22, 2020

wooden chair

a wooden chair would often be compared to someone named avery.

katie: hey, you kinda look like a wooden chair!
avery: me?
katie: yeah u kinda do

by pop ouuu July 31, 2023

Barber's Chair

She is as common as a barber's chair, in which a whole parish can sit to be be trimmed; said of a prostitute.

Time for me to go to the barber's chair it's been awhile, I might as well pay for it

by DJGrimm February 28, 2020

Chair Ting

When a male is a slut. Oftentimes women will ride on their dick, hence the name, “chair” ting. Because men do be Sluts yknaaamsayin?

“Sis, this guys a whole ass chair ting, headass.”

by puthhyfaiwyy July 11, 2021

Chair god

It is a lot of chairs balancing off eachother and not falling off

Lets build the chair god at break

by Kaddle April 30, 2021

Chair Emoji

Giant inside joke on TikTok that was used in 2020 until May 2021 instead of the laughing emoji

This video so funny cheer emoji chair emoji cheer emoji

by DADDYLUVER January 22, 2022

Chair

The art of siting on your girlfriend’s stomach while fingering her and beating your meat at the same time until she cums and you shit

Yoooo me and my girl just did chair😏

by _27<3 October 21, 2023