german hooker

a hooker from germany

the german hooker was so bad she was full of shit

by jcfud January 9, 2009

porch monkey hooker

A hooker, ho, or whore who once you get her into the room asks you if she could just watch you do yourself. Usually characterized by her falling asleep during the middle of it. You often feel ripped off after she leaves.

Porch monkey refers to being lazy and the hooker can be of any color.

"How was your birthday present we sent you last night Bill?"
"Terrible you bought me a Porch Monkey Hooker"
"Shit I'm sorry man"

by Haskill August 16, 2008

Holleration

From 'holler'
~Meaning to agree with someone, similar to 'word'.
~Exclamation, comment made to congradulate oneself.

~ "He's such a jerk."
"Holleration."
~ Passed my Calc test, holleration.

by Bunny May 20, 2004

hooker

A woman who fucks (illegally) for money, usually men who are so lame that they can't get any girls.

My girlfriend left me and I was feeling horny, so I got a hooker

by Vir Fabula August 25, 2008

hooker

Originating from Gen. Hooker's men in the civil war. he did not like his men being with prostitutes in D.C. so he removed them from the city. After he was removed of power the prostitutes came back and to mock gen. hooker they called the women hookers.

That hooker over there only charges 20$ for a @@

by justin centeno December 10, 2007

Hooker Face

A very sexual being that wears nothing.. but a mask.

Last night.. i had encounter with a hooker face. it was one of the best nights of my life.

by vackey1 January 9, 2009

Hooker

A left-handed person who writes in an inverted or "hooked" position

I'm a hooker! I can't use these scissors!

by thelittleredgnome May 5, 2011