Missouri Mountain Hammer 

A redneck built like a lumber jack, who has a penis so big, he can break boulders with the slap of his giant cock.

“Did you hear what Greg did?

I heard he roughed up Angie pretty good.

That’s what a Missouri Mountain Hammer will do to a pretty little thing.”

Missouri Mountain Hammer by Dudeman the Dingleberry God February 20, 2023

Vag Hammer 

A woman's gift of nag.

Speak softly and carry a vag hammer.

I wasn't home for more than 10 minutes when she took out her vag hammer and conked me on the head. Does that bitch ever stop nagging?

Vag Hammer by 253showrunnuh July 20, 2008

butt hammer

A ransack of one's asshole so extremely deep and hard that bum crumbs and ass debris are scattered about the area. After a butt hammer one's asshole can only be described as ass dough.

1st guy:Dude, why is your girlfriend limping?
2nd guy:After a butt hammer no one walks straight

butt hammer by Brgr23 May 23, 2008

Lay Down the Hammer

To hit something in life hard. To make it happen and own it. To give something the beat down.

'I was bangin this chick last night and rocked her world! I layed down the hammer on her!'

'I can't believe she talked to you like that bro. You need to lay down the hammer.'

Lay Down the Hammer by Blagize August 20, 2011

black hammer 

-to be all powerful
-to smash the competition
-to be the best

guy: wow that girl was totally a black hammer
guy: omg i know she about murdered me

black hammer by kissykissychulo January 20, 2009

akron hammer

the absolute greatest nickname ever given to a professional athlete, lebron james' nickname (props to Michelle!)

'The Akron Hammer' just posterized Kobe.

akron hammer by cusowill3 December 23, 2009

polish hammer 

A sexual move where the male is have sex with the female doggie-style, and he interlinks his fingers creating a large fist of which he slams powerfully into the small of her back knocking the wind out of her.

Last night I gave suzzie the polish hammer, she died.

polish hammer by Jrpolen December 26, 2007