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lobster goose

A transsexual animal that is half goose and half lobster. It has a goose head and lobster claws, also goose feet and a lobsters tail. Has a mustache and wears a tiara. Usually seen while flying in a hot air balloon.
I am the prettiest transsexual lobster goose you will ever meet while flying in a hot air balloon. Cousins with the hamster moose!!
by cassa1111 November 13, 2009
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Duck duck goose

An adult game, as explained by cupcakKe.
In order to play this game, you will need a group of men in a circle with their penises fully hard. The person in the middle taps each penis, saying “duck” like in the traditional game, but then says “goose” when they decide which penis they want to fuck.
Tap the head of the dick, duck duck duck goose, get that dick up and running when he fuck this cooch, covered in all my cum, the dick be looking like a goose
by cupcakkeafreakk December 3, 2021
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pump the goose

(v)
1. To insert an object into an orifice of a goose, often repeatedly. Derived from mispronunciation of "pimp the hoes."

2. Possible slang for masturbation.
"My good friend Brother Edwards likes to pump the goose on Friday nights."

- "He WHAT?"

"Pimp the hoes! The HOES!"
by Ed Braun November 4, 2008
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Spruce Goose

An intense sexual postion, involving vertical insertion.
Yo did Johnny really spruce goose nick's mom?
by I Dont Know February 12, 2005
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Cranberry Goose

A mixed drink or a shot consisting of Cranberry Juice and Grey Goose Vodka.

see also: delicious
-gota get some of that Cranberry Goose

-i'm already tipsy as fuck... but always room for Cranberry Goose... hahaaa
by Number1Napper March 15, 2007
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Shit-Goose

A Person who takes a shit naked and passes out on the toilet in the middle of a party
Holy Shit Studenski is a Fuckin Shit-Goose
by Goose December 22, 2003
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Floppy Goose

When you dip your penis in raw egg and apply gold glitter then, angrily attack a passer-by with your gold eggy cock. (this resembles both the golden egg of a goose and the angry nature of the goose itself)
Shall we floppy goose Jon while he sleeps?
by Portsmouth Thought Pad January 25, 2009
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