Goochi

Terrible or Bad

Dude, that taco was so goochi. I think I will get food poisoning!

by DragonOmniverse May 23, 2014

gooched

The act of hitting, touching, poking, ect. of the female lower regions.

"Dude, that guy just gooched me with his lacrosse stick!"

"I just wanna gooch you with my fist!"

by SamanthaIrene January 21, 2009

Goochy Goo

The residue found on a sweaty or otherwise sticky taint

Rudy's been running all day, I bet he's got some goochy goo down under.

by Reef.BlastBody June 30, 2017

Master Gooch

A man skilled in the ways of the Gooch, Can turn you into a Gooch Assassin. Look out for the Master Gooch, you will find him covered in sweat and thick hairs, may have a bacon strip running down his front.
gooch assassin

Douchebag1:'Ima become a Gooch Assassin'
Douchebag2:'Awesome, you now how to become one?'
Douchebag1:'Yeah, just need to find the Master Gooch!'

by MikeyDouche November 7, 2007

Gooch

the soft, tissu like area that goes from behind your bollock sack, through to the start of your arse crack

"Hey James you have such a sweaty old gooch i can just about smell it from here you filty cow!"

(james) "I'm just about to wipe it with my tis-sue!"

"What a hussy"

by Roger Wooderson December 28, 2005

gooch

2 meanings, first is - bit of skin in between ur bollocks and your ass hole.

second meaning is used at the spotting of a fine lady.

that girl in the bus stop is a fine bit of gooch.

by Joe & Ben March 29, 2007

gooch

The area betweens a Man's scrotum and anus.

Actually I had a bicycling accident the other day and ripped open my gooch and part of my anus. Thankfuly my scrotum was not sacraficed in the accident. My Gooch needed Surgery.

by Ryan Good. June 28, 2007