getting so much sex, measured in lengths, that when considering the collective amount of inches being consumed (or delivered) that the result is easier to calculate in yards.
by wazgilbert August 17, 2010
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Emily: I was going to meet you for our anniversary dinner but then I met this other guy and got tied up
Kevin: How bout this weekend?
Emily: Well me and this other guy really hit it off... so I probably shouldn't see you anymore, sorry.
Kevin: Damn, I really hate getting Wolff'd
Emily: I was going to meet you for our anniversary dinner but then I met this other guy and got tied up
Kevin: How bout this weekend?
Emily: Well me and this other guy really hit it off... so I probably shouldn't see you anymore, sorry.
Kevin: Damn, I really hate getting Wolff'd
by I'm DJ Zellus February 27, 2011
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A slang term originating after two students were caught in a bathroom of a North Western Pennsylvanian high school having gay sex. To "get expelled" is to have gay sex in a bathroom.
Example One:
Person 1: knocks on bathroom door... "What the hell is taking so long man? I gotta go!"
Person 2: "Hang on bro, I'm getting expelled in here and it's pretty awesome!"
Example 2:
Person 1 "Hey there sexy, what do you say me n' you get together later and get expelled?
Person 2 "Meet me in the bathroom?"
Person 1: "See ya there..."
Person 1: knocks on bathroom door... "What the hell is taking so long man? I gotta go!"
Person 2: "Hang on bro, I'm getting expelled in here and it's pretty awesome!"
Example 2:
Person 1 "Hey there sexy, what do you say me n' you get together later and get expelled?
Person 2 "Meet me in the bathroom?"
Person 1: "See ya there..."
by get_me_expelled May 30, 2011
Get the Getting Expelled mug.consistently winning any fighting video game against your friends with the lowest possible score or grade. Usually achieved by performing the same few moves over and over. Often achieved by a dumb yet lovable friend.
by MalibuMatt June 29, 2011
Get the getting a Kenny mug.To recieve head from behind. She is behind you and she goes in between your legs from behind and performs oral sex.
Boy 1: So, how'd your date go with Hannah go last night?
Boy 2: Oh dude: well. She gave me a merkins.
Boy 1: NO FUCKING WAY BRO!
Boy 2: Yup. I'm fuckin' smooth.
Boy 1: Getting a merkins is amazing.
Boy 2: I know right?!?
Boy 2: Oh dude: well. She gave me a merkins.
Boy 1: NO FUCKING WAY BRO!
Boy 2: Yup. I'm fuckin' smooth.
Boy 1: Getting a merkins is amazing.
Boy 2: I know right?!?
by I Am Merkins xD January 10, 2012
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I had just walked into the bar and could tell the game wasn't going well. It was only the third quarter and Dean was already getting the knees out.
by YANNInotYANNI February 19, 2012
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2."Gestationstation what's your frustration? Probably from the lack of your husband's masturbation."
3. "Thanks mom for birthing all 12 of us in the same generation, you're a regular gestationstation."
2."Gestationstation what's your frustration? Probably from the lack of your husband's masturbation."
3. "Thanks mom for birthing all 12 of us in the same generation, you're a regular gestationstation."
by Saheba June 21, 2012
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