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Groundhogian

adj. - severe laziness, apathy, and indifference mixed with being an arrogant bitch
Dat Groundhogian mother fucker never took out that motha' fuckin' trash; then he told me he didn't take out the trash because none of it was his trash! What a Groundhogian twinky upper decker, infructus!
by Woolly October 4, 2004
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chinese groundhog

When you are having anal sex and stop and poop in the other persons butt.
Only really sick people perform the chinese groundhog
by messy potatoes June 1, 2010
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grundle gnome

Small gnomes that live in the grundle region, usually in a dirty grundle.
Dude, i was taking a shower and i could hear the grundle gnomes screaming as they were washed away!
by ThePunk June 23, 2007
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grundle duck

a girl that likes to lick the Gooch area on a man.
Hey you little grundle duck quit trying to eat my gooch.
by Evan Keeney January 5, 2008
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grundlatio

a felatio for your grundle
i was with my girlfriend last night and she just totally gave me a grundlatio out of the blue
by mrwhite1 January 23, 2009
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Grundle Bunnies

When your toilet paper shreds while wiping your ass and you go do activities such as, running and playing sports...etc. and it rolls the paper into little fuzzy bunnies in the spot between your bizzalls and your nizut sizack...
That cheap ass toilet paper that she bought gave me a grip of grundle bunnies !!!
by jrdlnlvr January 2, 2010
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Grundlecakes

(n.) grundlecakes are created when excess vaginal secretions seep from the vagina and run down to the grundle where they dry forming a flaky, crusty, build up. This usually occurs during aggressive foreplay or hardcore sex in the missionary position when the female becomes increasingly aroused and wet. The term grundlecakes refers to both the caking of the vaginal secretions to the grundle area, in addition to the actual flakes and clumps that shed from the grundle upon the bedsheets. Grundlecakes is not merely a female phenomena but can form on the male if the vaginal secretions are spread during intercourse to his grundle and dry there.
Erin was slightly disgusted and surprised to find grundlecakes all over her bedsheets the next morning after Anthony provided her with a weeks worth of orgasms the previous night.
by Optimus P March 19, 2011
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