Fuck fest

A fuck fest is what happens in a new, intimate relationship which includes days of sex, usually of the 'I just met you sex vs. make love' sex. At the end of a fuck fest, you appear jacked up, with messy hair, coconut oil everywhere, starving, but happy.

What did you do this weekend? Your hair is a floppy mess...
"Oh had a fuck fest... new BF"
Ah... got it.

by Funny Moms May 27, 2016

fuck a dead duck

An expression one uses when caught totaly by surprise. Or when something improbable happens.

Boss: "The customer just called me and said that their order was right on the count, good job."
Packer: "Well I'll fuck a dead duck!"

by Jumpingrat January 28, 2007

da fuck

either why the fuck or what the fuck

da fuck you do that for?

da fuck you doing?

by mike b. January 6, 2005

fuck da opps

Your opposition’ ‘fuck da opps’ means you don’t like someone because something have done to you or because you don’t associate with certain people. The term ‘fuck da opps’ is commonly used in the streets of London. People use it for personal reasons and it’s used from gangs and groups of large people.

I don’t rate dem man they’re full opps, fuck da opps g

by F*** dem man February 7, 2018

actual fuck

When shit's so fucked up, you can't describe it.

Example - "What in the actual fuck did I just watch?"

by nkoppk15 December 9, 2013

International fuck

An international fuck is where you find a person of the opposite sex from overseas, invite him/her home, and then fuck them.

It's usually done by hippies who wear long Inspector Gadget coats, and people who are violent psychopaths who threaten to kill people.

Shauwn decided to find some poor girl from Hong Kong who couldn't speak English as his International Fuck.

by who the hell wrote this fuckin December 17, 2009

nigger fuck

a fuck head that is a nigger

look at that nigger fuck
fuck that nigger

by tentacle penis June 3, 2018