fan-fucking-tastic

Used to sarcastically describe something as fantastic. Originally from Penny Arcade.

"So how did your algebra test go? Was it hard?"
"No it was fan-fucking-tastic!"

by Blackmac October 28, 2003

stupid fucking idiot

People who tend to use Urban Dictionary to amuse themselves (and only themselves) by making up defenitions for people they hate.

"Hahaha, I am totally burning him by putting his name in this!"

by The Lost Skeleton January 9, 2005

Bottle Fucking

1. Inserting bottle into ass or pussy.
2. Inserting dick into bottle.

Did you see that bottle fucking video? 3.ly/MathAnLectures

by Bottle Fucker January 7, 2011

Fucking Shitbitch

Someone with so little right to be on this earth that their cost of upkeep exceeds their marginal benefit of any possible contribution to society. While bitch usually refers to a female, a fucking shitbitch is a gender-neutral insult.

My roommate just sleeps, skips class, and eats junkfood while watching tv on his computer. What a fucking shitbitch.

by youlazyass December 6, 2009

IT'S NOT EVEN FUCKING RAINING

The appropriate response to the unwanted question "ASL?" on Omegle.com or similar chat sites.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi!
Stranger: asl?
You: IT'S NOT EVEN FUCKING RAINING
You have disconnected.

by katielibertine April 15, 2009

Laughing my fucking ass off

Longer Version of LMFAO. Basically for twats who cant express proper emotion or use grammar, also a shitty band who produce utter crap typical of this time period

LMFAO's Party rock was such a great song, Laughing my fucking ass off

by lovelifeallday February 24, 2012

hard fucking

The opposite of gentle love making.

"So did you guys make tender music last night, Bill?"
"Shit, no! I gave Monica a dose of my hard fucking!"

by sumdood January 4, 2005