father cola

a real rich comboss with a couple kittens here and there, cool dude overall, loves the people, dishes out money to poor retards and nice guys who are less fortunate

father cola is a comboss

by =_=_= July 21, 2025

Father

Someone I’ve never met.

“Hey my father was being so goofy today, I love him!” Athena said.

“I don’t have a father” said you.

by Fatherlessisnotp February 17, 2022

Father

Listen, I don't know either bro. Better luck next time.

Son: Father, who was the first father?

Father: Son, God was the first father.

Son: If God is a dad, doesn't that make dad bods the body of a god?

by RazeUsAll December 19, 2021

Steptic-father

When servicing your septic.. and you retrieve the last cumwad deposit in the tank, introduce it while fingerblasting your next partner resulting a pregnancy.

Noun:

Steptic-Father

Her: "babe, I'm pregnant!"
You: "impossible, I'm sterile."

by TheDriverShotJFK August 15, 2021

<.7.9.7.6.>My Biological Father Birthed Me To Smile In a A Bar<.7.9.7.6.>

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 22, 2025

coke father

A stupid white kid named sam

Man that kid in math is a coke father

by Yeetsjdh39 December 1, 2016

My father

My father is the person who jacked it in my mother then found out I was gay and then said "Goodbye son, I'm getting some milk" and was never heard from again

"I wish my father came to my baseball games when I was younger."

by WishIsGay June 12, 2022