pen eater

a really kinda ugly tall fat chick who eats pens and sneezes like a man.

my teacher is the biggest pen eater.

by lkdfn;saklfg;aksdjfg August 20, 2009

sugar eater

person who eats excrements of the penis

derek jones is fucking sugar eater

by Anonymous March 19, 2003

Meat Eater

A meat eater is someone who has a desire to put numerous dicks in their partner's mouth.

That meat eater choked my girlfriend with their penises.

by Willie Blake May 16, 2011

Exeter

A boarding school in Exeter, New Hampshire known for going out and tipping cows over on the weekend because they have nothing better to do. Jealous of Phillips Andover Academy, which has a lower acceptance rate, better academics, a better football record, a larger campus, a better hockey team, and two US presidents (Exeter has one, but it was over 100 years ago). Known for choking themselves with their ties.

Exeter Kid: Dude, Andover sucks! You guys ain't got the Harkness Table!

Andover Scholar: (Choosing Between Harvard and Yale)

by boom1394908 August 31, 2008

dick eater

Noun. A woman who enjoys performing oral sex on a brother.

See also: fellatrix

They say J.Lo used 2 Be a real fly dick eater before the hoe become famous.

by Tummy AuGratin April 19, 2006

pie eater

A polite term for a fat person

That I.T Manager just sits and eats pies all day. What a fat tnuc

by Gavin September 12, 2003

exasterbating

to exercise and masturbate simultaneously

hey! bob quit the gym and is exasterbating at home

by han cholo December 24, 2007