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Last year,I was at my friend Mary's house and Mary needed socks. They were in her mothers sock drawer.She dug through the drawer and found a puffy sock.She dumped out the contents and screamed."TARA!What the Hell is this!" I ran in and saw the blue vibrating mechanism.I told her it was probably her mothers DILDO!
by Tara February 10, 2005
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dildo

A predominantly phallic shaped object usually made from rubber.

Used to provide penetrative pleasure as a substitute for the male meat hammer, or the digits of the hand.

Implmented by both sex’s for penetration of the pink love tunnel or poop shoot.

In rare cases it has been shoved into the japs eye of a sadomasochistic males members.
Jimmy screamed with both pain as Lisa rammed her dildo into his pee hole. Afterwards she exclaimed, now you know what having our son felt like.
by palindrome bob October 17, 2008
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Barbed Wire Dildo

The barbed wire dildo is a tool used for the raping of deserving men.

This contraption is usually a home made device that is manufactured with the combination of a day to day x large dildo, with heavy duty barbed wire wrapped along the entire length (usually melted in for extra durabilty). Some people also mix it up by melting shards of glass and rusty nails to make the experience more interesting.
Mel and I were so angry that we decided to rape his anus with the barbed wire dildo.
by MelPOM August 30, 2009
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dildo

a sex toy that is used inplace of a dick
I was a litle worried when I found a dildo in my girlfriends room.
by Mike February 17, 2004
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Armageddon Dildos

1. Cold War slang for Intercontinental Ballistic Missiles.

2. Early 90's German EBM/Industrial Band. Songs include: East West, Homicidal Maniac, Never Mind, & Big Tits (Russ Meyer Version).
1. Those commies are gonna be shootin' armageddon dildos at america!

2. I just saw Armageddon Dildos live! Fuckin' good EBM show!
by Ogopogo May 7, 2009
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Dildo

the bed companion for the sadly overweight and not-so-fortunate-looking.
Mrs. Punderschnout's husband is a big dildo.
by MellonCollie August 4, 2004
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dildo

A person who is assumed to be a retard or have some type of mental illness; dumb in the head; or just someone you hate
Your a fucking DILDO!
by Bob snider May 19, 2006
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