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drunk ultimatum

(noun)
A demand made in a state of inebriation or non-sobriety whose compliance must be fulfilled within a set period of time or else a conditional threat will be enacted until the demand is met.
We were going to leave Royal Exchange until a shit faced Googs made a drunk ultimatum.
"I'mm nnnot l-leaving untillll I mmake out with that girl or that girl!"- Googs
by Green Balls November 22, 2010
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Pritchard drunk

Insane, embarrassing level of drunkenness. You will lose everything. Forget everything. Fight anyone.
You ain't been drunk until you've been Pritchard drunk.
by Edcnko June 20, 2018
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Funniest Drunk

The state in which you love everyone and everything is immensely attractive, after having consumed a large quantity of alcohol.

OR the state in which when you fall down, you have to hold onto the floor out of the fear of falling off.

The state were you go around and do crazy things cause your a crazy drunk.
That Bobby Leane is one of the Funniest Drunk.
by drunkwithnaggan March 29, 2011
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drunk card

being justified the next morning after doing something stupid while under the influence of alcohol.
Mike: Did you smash Vinny last night?

Angelina: i would never touch him but since i was drunk unfortunately he got it in

Mo: that bitch need to stop playing the drunk card
by moe1888 October 20, 2010
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drunk sweats

The feverish sensation that causes you to perspire after you've drank too much and start to feel nauseous.
How's Fred doing? He drank a lot of tequila tonight.

Not good. He had the drunk sweats so I put a trash can in front of his bed because I think he's about to hurl.
by nyaaron September 12, 2010
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NAPO-Drunk

A whole new level of intoxication. Three football fields past blackout-drunk.

Symptoms of NAPO-Drunk include, but are not limited to: Talking with your eyes closed, spitting on the floor despite being inside a house, binge eating of uncooked frozen meats, reoccurring need to "pound it", hug people and using phrased such as "I got this on lockdown". In extreme situations someone who is NAPO-Drunk will wake up multiple times after being put to bed and will reemerge in nothing more than hole-y underwear, run out into the street and try and "hide" from people while calling himself a "ninja".
Wow! You were NAPO-Drunk last night. You woke up AGAIN wearing only your boxers, went into the kitchen and threw a shotglass down the sink and turned on the garbage disposal as a distraction for you as you ran out the back door and hid in the neighborhood. You didn't come back for 2 hours!
by Tara H. & Holden McGroin July 25, 2011
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