Crumake

To fail at the squatty dance of Rasputin

I can’t do that dance, I would crumake

by kpearl August 2, 2020

crummie cummies

When you forget a condom and use an empty ziplock bag from lunch that was filled with cookies instead.

Here, find a trash-can for this bag of crummie cummies.

by The Cookie_monster October 24, 2020

Crumb Of Coochie

When you have a semi-sexual encounter that involves kissing, grinding, fingering, touching over clothes but not actual insertion or ejaculation.
This a crumb of coochie

Dude 1: Hey bro so last night me and here did a lot but didn’t have actual sex.
Dude 2: so you got a crumb of coochie then?
Dude 1: Yeah I guess so

by Coochiecrumb September 28, 2020

Crumsay

Another word for crunchy used in 3rd world countries

“The fries came out very crumsay”

by CUMSAGE December 14, 2020

crumbplumbing

The act of digging down to the very bottom of a cereal box to get to the toy.

I always resort to crumbplumbing as soon as I open a new box of cereal.

by Creative English Master January 11, 2021

crumbs monday

the national holiday that signifies toast cans death

ie. toast cans death day

“wow i can’t believe it’s crumbs monday!”
“happy crumbs monday toast cans!”

by toast mads February 22, 2021

CRUMBLEFART

A word to describe the sexiest person ever

You are looking quite crumblefart today.

by REIin March 5, 2021