Crotch Federal

1. A supporter of joining a crotch.
2. A strong relation to a unit established on a crotch

You dirty Crotch Federal!

Crotch Federal by Kyle Halverson February 25, 2008

crotch cricket 

same meaning of the word crabs

Dirty women give you crotch crickets.

crotch cricket by skylar012 December 9, 2008

Crotch Candy 

The description of a woman/girl who is not hot enough to be Arm Candy, but is still fun to sleep with.

I've been hanging out with this killer crotch candy, but she's kind of fugly.

Crotch Candy by cdettwei December 30, 2008

Crotch Rocket

Getting crazy jealous! Like for reelz?!?

Don't be getting all crotch rocket for bullshit you don't know about yet!

Crotch Rocket by Jealous Queen August 20, 2013

Crotch Goblin 

A Goblin who by night sleeps in your underwear while your fast asleep. If you are uncircumcised he will peel back the foreskin and will start munching on the dick cheese. By day he likes to hide in the darkest part of your house or sometimes in his secret cave that is hidden in your backyard.

Today my crotch goblin must of been hungry because he cleaned my dick cheese really well.

Crotch Goblin by Lebo Luke January 1, 2021

crotch monkeys 

The power of a computer, usually only a laptop computer. Strangely linked with the idea of cogs whirring in a human mind, the crotch monkeys do the sums inside the laptop. The more crotch monkeys - the faster the machine, and vice versa.

Jesus, look at that brand new apple jobbie, think how many crotch monkeys that fuck's got.

crotch monkeys by Rawson September 21, 2003

crotch rocket

any motorcycle that is not classified as a Harley Davidson.

Set: "Look at that guy on that neon yellow crotch rocket"
Lila: "Yeah, he's a hottie"

crotch rocket by Lila & Set December 29, 2003