countrify

1. Verb referring to the act of making something have a rural appearance.

2. Verb referring to the act of adding country information to an artist entry in a music database. Used in this sense in the messageboards of the Metal Music Archives database.

Where on Long Island can I find a countrified home, wrap-around porch, not far from the beach?

We Still have to countrify all those entries

by Master of Evöl March 21, 2011

country frat boy

A fake wannabe country boy who can be found wearing camo hats, camo shirts/coats, camo pants, and cheap sunglasses. Can be found hanging out at the local McDonalds spitting cheap tobacco and talking how big of a lift they got on their rusted out POS truck or who's property they ripped up last night with their POS truck. Thinks they are country because they wear camo, drive trucks, and hunt, but in fact know little to nothing about real country life. Most of them live in suburbs with with their mommy and daddy. Can be spotted in public driving lifted pieces of shit like 90' Jeeps, 90's Dodge Rams, diesel trucks, and any beat up rusted out piece of shit truck that they can find. Most of the ones driving diesels or newer trucks are funded strictly by daddy.

i went down to mcdonalds and there was a ton of country frat boys standing there bragging to each other about who has the better lift kit on their small dick mobile.

by the0varie September 12, 2016

country boy charm

It means your a complete gentlemen of the old fashion kind.

He just opened the door for her. He really does have that country boy charm.

by Grondallar December 8, 2016

Countryside Chav

Unlike city chavs the countryside chav is secretly middle class but acts like hes hard. Their hobbies include fucking 13 year olds and generally being a massive dick. They are usually a little chubby, their fat seeps from their adidas tracksuits. Surprise, surprise they are all white cunts. They are disliked and often disowned from their parents.

tom: what is that tracksuit guy doing fucking those minors
his friend: Don't worry thats just a countryside chav, he has no friends or family.

by JoeMAMA'SASS October 31, 2019

COUNTRY ROADS time

It's when the nukes starts droppin'.

Bill: Why do I hear air raid sirens and country roads?
Ted: It's COUNTRY ROADS time.
*Bill has flashbacks to fallout 76*
Bill: OH GOD! I NEED TO GET MY KID!
*Bill gets into the car*
Bill: OH GOD CHAD IS STILL IN SCHOOL! I NEED TO GET HIM!
*Bill proceeds to drive into a town of anarchy*
Bill: Oh I hope my family's alright.
*A flash in the distance is seen*
Bill: I'm to late...
*Bill opens phone and dialed his wife's number*
Bill: I love you Martha,*breathes in, holding back tears* and Chad as well. I meet you when we get up there, ok? ok.
*Bill closes his phone and lays back as the light gets closer, closes his eyes, and reclined his chair.

by Richard Dickison November 10, 2019

counter culture

1. Any beliefs/values that are opposed to societal norms and morality

2. Anything as weird as anything in definition 1 or was definition one at some point, but has already been extremely mainstream i.e politically incorrect, most nerdy stuff, and homosexuality

2a. Anything that’s cool or relatively weird enough to make kids, teens, and millennials seem cool, mature, “hip”

3. Anything that causes controversy may or may not fit definition 1.

Average hormonal millennial: “Wow kid that rolling stone concert was so counter culture!”

Average hormonal teen: “I know right us youth gotta stick together as society rejects us”.

by DiscipleOfGod October 10, 2020

Counter-Striking

When a male forcefully fucks a woman, putting his penis inside of her (planting the bomb) and waiting for the explosion, whilst the women is trying to stop him (defuse the bomb).

Hey Jared do you want to do the Counter-Striking on that woman.

by Mecha Virgin January 17, 2021