Coon brainz

A disease causing lack of knowledge; symptoms include stunted growth and advanced usage of the word nigga
by Lord of the coons August 16, 2017
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coon-t

A racist, race hustling black woman, who doesn't want other black people to leave the plantation
Sunny Hostin is a coon-t
by gmurban February 10, 2024
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tyler coons

One of the biggest simps in game. Used to be with the shits and fell off mad hard. Usually very hairy although with a good scent of smell.
Why is my boyfriend acting like a tyler coons again?
by Dannyphantomkiller7 November 24, 2021
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chrisy coon

a term to say to someone named chris to make them upset
you: chrisy coon
chris: aw
by TheReallyRealReel March 29, 2022
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Coon Eyed Vanilla Milkshake

When a male punches his lover in each eye, giving them two black eyes, and then forcing them to suck his cock until he cums.

Similar to Dirty Panda
I gave Susan the old Coon Eyed Vanilla Milkshake last night after she returned from Arabia.
by SeaBass4 April 13, 2016
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Coon Cracker

A person of a minority background (specially of African American descent) who ignores their identity to believe in derogatory or prejudice beliefs against people of their race, mostly to secure a seat as one of the “good ones” when trying to fit into or be validated as a Republican.
Darnel and I used to be tight back in high school, we had always bonded over the news stories on the police incidents, but I checked out his insta feed and he’s become such a coon cracker thinking they want him to genuinely be there.
by LamePower January 27, 2025
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Coon bait

When a disc golfer shows up to the course wreaking of marijuana and whiskey. This disc golfer then falls over on every shot and throws all his discs into water hazards, known as coon bait!
Parker had the shittiest game of disc golf today, all he was throwing was coon bait!
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