Noun. The natural habitat of a housemother
"Welcome to the sewing room, are you looking for the housemother? She's back in the whisper closet taking measurements on the next birthday child."
by Meinefresser July 25, 2025
Get the Whisper closetmug. A Closeted Weeb person who may call themselves a Sophisticated foreign media consumer, but has watched more than 1 anime.
Closeted Weeb: I’m not a Weeb I just like anime including one piece
Person 2:No you’re just a fucking Weeb
Person 2:No you’re just a fucking Weeb
by sumdude November 6, 2022
Get the Closeted Weebmug. Combines to the common saying of "being in the closet" meaning to be non-publicly queer and fighting demons.
Person 1:"I came out and my friend said: 'We all have those thoughts, we just gotta fight them'"
Person 2:"Man's not fighting demons, he's fighting closet hangers."
Person 2:"Man's not fighting demons, he's fighting closet hangers."
by KubaKaktus April 22, 2023
Get the Man's not fighting demons, he's fighting closet hangers.mug. to be in the closet is when everyone around you assumes you are straight, and you are left in an awkward position to decide to correct them or to stay quiet, there is a possibility they don't know either
conclusion if they avoid topics about being attracted to the opposite sex or the same sex, they might be a part of the LGBT community; however, you could never know
conclusion if they avoid topics about being attracted to the opposite sex or the same sex, they might be a part of the LGBT community; however, you could never know
random girl: "Okay girls, which guy in camp woods is the sexiest?"
girl in the closet: "I don't know, I haven't been paying attention"
short hair girl: "I think it's Marcus, what about you guys?"
girl in the closet: "I don't know, I haven't been paying attention"
short hair girl: "I think it's Marcus, what about you guys?"
by GayMoth October 27, 2022
Get the in the closetmug. Fashion Dope Dealer
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Place where you go for an awesome shopping experience
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Place where you go for an awesome shopping experience
Pretty Girls
Those shades came from My Bffs Closet
Did you see the new My Bffs Closet discount code?
Pretty Girls Love My Bffs Closet
Did you see the new My Bffs Closet discount code?
Pretty Girls Love My Bffs Closet
by Mbffsc June 18, 2018
Get the my bffs closetmug. by Spoodes July 13, 2016
Get the Sweaty Closetmug. Engaging in sexual intercourse inside of a closet. In some cases it is a fetish for the thrill of hiding or getting "caught".
Eric and I were closet fucking because we didn't want his friend Jenny to hear us while she played call of duty. After the closet fucking he passed out and I built a snowman with Jenny.
by POTtybreak August 25, 2016
Get the closet fuckingmug.