weave nation-certified

If someone is weave nation-certified, this means that they are a dodging expert. Throw them stuff, but no matter what, they will dodge left and right, up and down, horizontal and vertical everything.

dude 1: yo, have you seen dude 3? bro is a goddamn weave nation-certified!
dude 2: yeah, bro is DEFINITELY him.

by AdruyinarGaming January 12, 2024

weave nation-certified

If someone is weave nation-certified, this means that they are a dodging expert. Throw them stuff, but no matter what, they will dodge left and right, up and down, horizontal and vertical everything.

dude 1: yo, have you seen dude 3 dodging? HE IS TRULY A WEAVE NATION-CERTIFIED, BRAH!
dude 2: hell yeah man, he is definitely HIM.

by AdruyinarGaming January 12, 2024

weave nation-certified

If someone says they are weave nation-certified, that means that they are REALLY good at dodging stuff. you can throw just about ANYTHING you got, but no matter what, they will ALWAYS dodge, left and right, up and down, horizontal and vertical. good luck trying to even hit them in a dodgeball game.

dude 1: bro, have you seen dude 3? he's a goddamn weave nation-certified fellow!
dude 2: yeah, i gotta agree with ya. he will definitely become HIM if he keeps training like dat.

by AdruyinarGaming January 15, 2024

Ritz of certiorari

Requests for appeal of a decision regarding one or more round light crunchy crackers.

If junk-food-craving children are told dat they may not have more/any 7-hole-perforated flour-discs, they would love to request Ritz of certiorari to challenge said restriction.

by QuacksO April 21, 2024

Comptia ITF+ Certification

Extraneous and morbid expensive course for basic stuff that your grandma can do on the computer, such as turning on your computer, turning off your computer, installing Google Chrome browser, changing your settings, changing the background that you see every time you turn it on, and some not useful non-sense. They most of the times provides explanations that uncovers the unnecessary price of 100 dollars that is not worth your money.

I just passed my Comptia ITF+ Certification Exam, Ms. Aponte!

Congratulations! You might use it in April Fools, because that's what this program is about! Enjoy.

by alrlilbro2024 May 6, 2025

G.I.A Certified

When a diamond has been officially graded by the Gemological Institute of America (GIA) — the most trusted and respected source in the diamond world. GIA don’t play. If it says GIA certified, that means the diamond is real, has receipts, and got evaluated for quality (cut, clarity, color, and carat). It’s not just somebody sayin’ it look good — it’s officially documented and backed.

This what rappers talkin’ about when they say “GIA certified diamonds.” It’s that top-tier, no cap, certified shine.

Been Georgia-certified since day one—now my neck G.I.A Certified too. Pressure every way.

by visionaryshit May 9, 2025

Happy as a monkey fried in clarts

Someone who's really miserable or pissed of, clarts is a word for a wet mud.

He's as Happy as a monkey fried in clarts ain't he.

by Firesword101 April 7, 2025