Coddleturd

Coddleturd

That Social Justice Warrior is such a turd, always being coddled by the establishment. They're a total coddleturd.

by CommonSense83 April 24, 2019

Cuddle Puddle

When you’re too tired too move after intense and vigorous sex. So you decide to say fuck it and lay there with your significant other in each other’s cum, squirt, piss, vomit, or feces, etc.

Ex.

Tiffany: Hey, I was looking for you all night at the party! Where did you go?

Brittany: I have no idea I drank way too much and woke up in a cuddle puddle with the varsity baseball team!

by Qwertyuioplkio July 8, 2019

Cuddle Nut

When you wrap your earlobe around another guys testicles and yell "Oof my scrotum tickles!"

Hey man you trynna finna cuddle nut?

by CuddleNutKing August 23, 2019

Criddle

Criddle

Well of course he did, he stuck around while fucking around on his phone just so he could criddle our conversation.

by The criddler on the roof August 25, 2019

Cuddle Bear

The one who means the most to you. A very sweet cuddly man. The only one you want to cuddle with you. A very deep term of endearment.

Omg! He doesn’t know it yet, but he’s going to be my cuddle bear.

by kennclie August 26, 2019

Cuddle struggle

When you don't want to move because your pet is snuggling with you.

I can't get out of bed this morning because Daisy looks so comfortable.

That's the cuddle struggle.

by Journey Man August 28, 2019

Cuddleshock

When you’re cuddling with your significant other and you look at them while cuddling and think “my god this person actually exists in my life and wants to lay with me and be around me.”

Jim: When I was laying with Christine last night I had major cuddleshock. She’s just so wonderful

by BigManBomb78 October 21, 2019