Cracker

White person

Bye you crackers

by Cracker rob May 3, 2019

Cracker smacker

When you boutta beat the Poo poo out of a white kid

Boutta go full cracker smacker on joe Biden

by IHAVEABIGPEPE March 15, 2022

John Cracker

A combination of Average Joe and cracker, John Cracker is your standand white man who wants to be black but fails miserably.

John Cracker: "Yo my home dogs, do you want to go bust some caps?"
Black guys: "............."

by Kev9876 March 31, 2010

crackerless cracker

a white person who is all out crackers

damn there aint no saltines left!? (I'm now a crackerless cracker!)

by Caz aka cash June 17, 2011

pastey cracker

someone so white that u cant even explain it

person 1: did u see that new kid gaege today?
person 2: yah! he was such a pastey cracker!!

by unknown person #953 May 17, 2017

Cracker Tax

Tax that unfairly targets white people. Most recent example is a result of President Barack Obama's health care reform law. Indoor tanning salons will charge customers a 10 percent tax beginning in July as a result of the U.S. health-care overhaul signed into law by President Barack Obama. The tax is overtly racist because a dispoportinate number of white people lie in tanning beds!

The cracker tax is another form of reverse racism. Taxing tanning beds would be like white people taxing Kwanzaa, fried chicken or watermelons.

by SheilaPrince March 31, 2010

Cracker Barrel

Cracker Barrel has great breakfast and an interesting store in front + a lot of hot country girls work there.

A barrel of fucking crackas

by yavin 4 November 1, 2004