Classic Crap 

An old movie or tv show that will not win any prestigious awards such an Academy award but will forever be enjoyed by an audience that favors bathroom humor and no intelligent dialogue.

I just finished watching Fast Times At Rigdemont High, Animal House, Porky's, Porky's II, Tales From The Hood, Leprechaun in the Hood, Half Baked, It's Your Move, Szysnyk, Fish, Three's A Crowd, The Ropers, and Muggsy. Classic crap at its finest!

Classic Crap by kimmickalnv March 11, 2012

poop crap 

Instead of saying "oh, poop!" or "crap!", now you can say "and poop crap to that!" It sums up your entire thing.

Bob: Uh oh, the Packers beat the Bears in the Super Bowl.
Bobette: Poop crap to that!!!

poop crap by beatles13 May 26, 2012

Urban Crap Shack 

The action of shiting in one's shoes

My dam dog gave me a Urban Crap Shack

Urban Crap Shack by LongTinJohnson October 5, 2012

missile crap 

When you are about to crap and you fart at the same time and launches the crap so fast that the water splashes and hits your legs

I just took a missile crap and it made a tsunami

missile crap by Danny reeves June 27, 2014

I lost my crap-petite! 

When one needs to take a crap extremely bad, however the person who was previously in the bathroom left a horrific smell so bad that said person losses their appetite to take a crap.

Brad- Hey Tom, I thought you were going to use the bathroom?

Tom- No, I was going to but the smell left in there was so bad I lost my crap-petite!

I lost my crap-petite! by devin1994 December 18, 2013

Blowing my crap 

When you piss someone off or expose him.

You keep blowing my crap whenever they are around.

Blowing my crap by Omar Mohamed January 20, 2019

kiss the crap out of your gf

Kiss her every time u see her even if u get in trouble. DO IT ANYWAYS!! WHO CARES

Anthony:kisses gf every time he sees her

Maria:why do you keep kissing ur gf
Anthony:it’s November 4th kiss the crap out of your gf

kiss the crap out of your gf by it’s anonymous people now... November 3, 2019