boob phone

when a girl keeps her phone in her boobs.

at a bar a girl may not have a purse or pockets, so she keeps everything in her cleavage... but specifically when her phone is kept there it is called a boob phone. whether in the middle or on either side. may also be known as a boob pocket

by poloisawesome November 10, 2012

boob-o-meter

Using (or offering) a thoughtful gauge to measure a woman's bare breasts. Boob-O-Meters often spontaneously appear at the in-fields of the most notable, and finest NASCAR forums (ie Talladega, Daytona, Brickyard, etc). Cardboard cut-outs are often used for mobile Boob-O-Meters, while plywood units sometimes appear at the more regular locations. Boob-O-Meters readings often include, "itty bitty", "oh mama", "melons", "big 'uns" and "good GOD" ...

She was able to fill out the "dammit Jim!" reading on the Boob-o-Meter we ran into this weekend at 'Dega !

My wife's sister registered as "itty bitty" while my wife scored "lordy lordy, they'd be 40!" on the Boob-O-Meter.

by K3ys3rS0z3 July 17, 2017

boob-shaming

When one shames a woman for having large breasts and wears tight/revealing clothing to accentuate the large breasts. Usually done by the children or parents of large breasted women.

That boy was "boob-shaming" his mom for wearing that low cut top.

by My3sons October 9, 2018

Boob Curtians

Hair strands long enough to cover a girls breast's

Chad : Last night I was in lying Michelle's bed rubbing my cock and she then came into the room brushing her Boob Curtians!
Craig : Shit dude your so lucky!
Chad : Yeah then she rubbed her Boob Curtians all over my cock and I came all over her!
Mark : (sniff) (sniff)
Craig : What the fuck's his problem?
Chad : Probally misses Michelle's Boob Curtians!
Craig : Yeah I sure would! Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Chad : Dude quit jacking off to Michelle's Boob Curtians!
Mark : (sniff) (sniff)
Chad : And you quit crying like the little bitch you are!

by SlopNChop November 14, 2018

Bloobs

A condensed way to say blueberry.

Bro, pass me the bloobs.

I love bloobs.

by dragon_f*cker July 14, 2019

Boob-grab-day

October 31 is boob grab day , Grab yo girls boobs, only if she consents tho🤔🤔

Yo bro it's boob-grab-day, can I grab your boob?

by User123454321 October 30, 2019

Rear Boob

The "rear boob" or back boob. When a woman's breasts are large enough to be seen when looking at her from behind. Similar to sideboob. Typically only present in large chested women.

Holly Peers in Front Army had a nice rear boob!

by Phara0hTut November 28, 2011