Bollocks

a term i use when i run out of weed

bollocks, i've got no more weed

by tugger October 10, 2003

balloon knot

Comical term for ones anus. Other known alias's/AKA's: tar star, mahogany knot, harvest moon, whale eye, rusty sheriff's badge.

Peggy Sue's balloon knot was well manicured and smelled like fresh ground coffee...

by Samhain_Knight October 20, 2004

Bollocks

What you say when Job Tracker crashes

by Anonymous August 15, 2003

Bello

Slang for a hungry belly

I listened to my bello when it told me to go get pizza

by Flame Duck June 16, 2018

swollen balloon knot

The end result of excessive anal penetration.

Johnny's swollen balloon knot caused him to walk like a pigeon!!!

by Catepillar Kubota June 3, 2007

ballooncock

A crime perpetrated on a man who is sleeping outdoors. First a helium-filled balloon is attached to the man's penis, then the penis is severed at its base. The unfortunate victim awakens shortly afterwards to experience pain, blood-loss, and the heart-breaking sight of his pride-and-joy floating away, never to be seen again.

Lady Astor: "If I were your wife, sir, I would ballooncock you as you slept."
Winston Churchill: "If I were your husband, I wouldn't want to keep it anyway."

by Alipé August 13, 2007

cum-balloon

A cum-balloon is a latex receptacle that a guy wears to catch his pleasure-gasm when he fucks another young guy in his bum-hole and makes him eat it.

I bought a cum-balloon or 5, and I'm gonna fuck Jason's pleasure-chute tonight!

by USAF Cadet February 13, 2021