The bobby is a fictional dragon ready to take your girl normally he has a first appearance of yellow two eyed beast #minionreference pls help he has gun to my head then he turn into a bigoted grandad then a Satan like deamon normal they have braced and lisp aaaand a stutter
by Idk my boi July 31, 2019
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Patron: I’ll have a Bobby Johnson, please.
Bartender: .... (wears a look of confident hesitancy)
Patron: yea that’s a whiteclaw, whiskey, and lime on the rocks.
Bartender: of course, that’ll be $5
Bartender: .... (wears a look of confident hesitancy)
Patron: yea that’s a whiteclaw, whiskey, and lime on the rocks.
Bartender: of course, that’ll be $5
by B. Johnson August 28, 2019
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A vegan nature boy that knows every kind of animal ever. Big dick energy with an average sized peen. He has a jersey accent but only when he wants to use it. He's very funny and very attractive. He doesn't have the best taste in woman but what do I know, I apparently date little boys. So idk at least they emotionally stable n shit i guess.
by essentialoils October 13, 2019
Get the Bobby mug.Typical happens to guys named Bobby. Usually involves doing/ saying things that no normal person would do or say. Is typically something very abstract and unusual, and when it happens your only reaction is to think “WTF” because of how weird it is.
Bobby: *Microwaves Pop-Tart.*
Evan: “Did you just microwave a Pop-Tart?”
Bobby: “Yeah, you don’t microwave your Pop-Tarts?”
Evan: “Literally no one microwaves their Pop-Tarts, a normal person uses a toaster”.
Bobby: “Microwaving your Pop-Tart is the only way to go”.
Evan: “Add that to the list of Bobbyisms”.
Evan: “Did you just microwave a Pop-Tart?”
Bobby: “Yeah, you don’t microwave your Pop-Tarts?”
Evan: “Literally no one microwaves their Pop-Tarts, a normal person uses a toaster”.
Bobby: “Microwaving your Pop-Tart is the only way to go”.
Evan: “Add that to the list of Bobbyisms”.
by Johnathan Bobby October 15, 2019
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Get the Bobby mug.He's so short and fat. He'll never get a friend. He's a little Chinese panda. Oh, and he's also gay.
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