L Stand Blumpkin 

When you receive a blumpkin from someone doing a L stand.

Because she was such a star cheerleader in highschool, Briana was able to give incredible L Stand Blumpkins.

L Stand Blumpkin by bonny/ashley April 26, 2006

The Bob Sagat Blumpkin Experience 

Kick-ass band soon to take over the world...

The Bob Sagat Blumpkin Experience kicks ass...

The Bob Sagat Blumpkin Experience by Bob Sagat March 18, 2004

stealth blumpkin 

The covert act of getting fellatio, while prairie dogging. The cock sucker never knows they are giving a blumpkin. Sometimes, the receiver may spray febreze on the prairie dog, to keep it's odor hidden.

stealth blumpkineer: Suck my dick you pseudo hippie bitch. Oh yeah.

fake hippie bitch: (garbled) I love your big, veiny, uncircumcised, French cock. It's better than pussy.

Prairie dog pops out and disappears.

fake hippie bitch: (garbled) Get ready as I deepthroat and rim job you, together.

Prairie dog pops out and gets licked! Sex act stops.

fake hippie bitch: How dare you stealth blumpkin me.

Woman whips out her NRA card and a Desert Eagle. Shoots guys balls off.

stealth blumpkin by Cunty Fresh Fanatic October 31, 2011

Country Blumpkin 

A blow job that is given while the recipient is defecating in a wooden outhouse.

The type of outhouse that has the moon shape carved out of the front.

Pa told ma to take her false teeth out as she prepared to give him a country blumpkin.

Country Blumpkin by Bologna Pogna November 21, 2011

Alabama Blumpkin Spider 

Two men giving one another a 69 blumpkin. Preferably while flailing their arms and legs

"You should have seen Sean and Steven perform an Alabama blumpkin spider last night!"

Alabama Blumpkin Spider by SuperShred December 28, 2013

reverse blumpkin

When a man has anal sex with a woman, fecal matters get on his dick, and the woman then gives him a blow job with the fecal matter still on his dick.

"Last night I was pounding my girl in the ass when I felt something warm on my dick. She shit on my dick, so I made her give me a reverse blumpkin to clean it up."

reverse blumpkin by brandilizzz October 22, 2008

thro-blumpkin 

last night my girl gave me a thro-blumpkin damn that shit was messy

thro-blumpkin by Anonymous February 27, 2003