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Swamp beaver

A Swamp Beaver is a vagina that hasn't been cleaned for several days in high heat and humidity. Several different types of flora and fauna have been known to thrive in this environment.
Jesus Jessica, my baunch has gone full Swamp Beaver in this heat!
by Thrasherff August 29, 2017
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Red Beaver

The sky was now clear and a deep cloudless blue that beckoned all eyes, eyes that had watched the willowy cosmic
dance of the moon of the stellar and lunar bodies, to stare out into depths, the moon had slid back to its place on the far
side of the sun, falling graciously away from the star it had but moments ago sought to cloud out and over shout. The
eclipse had ended, as all things must. The child, whose ragged red hair shimmered and waved in the wind, sat nimbly
in the beach’s sand looking at her crumbling castle with an oblivious contempt for all that had transpired in the heavens
up above not but moments ago. Her amorous agenda still had her by the hand, guiding her mind to some solution to the
creation of her miraculous castle. Her face scrunched up into the precocity of her concentration, with brows furrowed
and full lips pouting, as she settled into warm white sands rustling her toes and fingers bashfully. Was she wrong to
have combined the salty sea water with the sand? Did not the sea give the earthy sand form? Yes, she concluded, the
sea gives the earth form; the only reason why her castle had failed her was that she hadn’t got the mixture quite right,
not just yet at least. It would take time, as all things do.
by The Red Beaver January 4, 2019
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Bucket of Beaver Bait

A large ice-filled bucket one might have at a party or purchase at a bar filled with a variety of Bacardi Infused pre-mixed bottled beverages.
(To bartender) Two beers and one bucket of beaver bait if you please?
by lonestarrockstar May 20, 2011
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the smoking beaver

A woman that smokes weed out of her vagina for any amount of money.
"hey bro i got eleven bucks want to call the smoking beaver over here"
by the smoking beaver May 10, 2012
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Bread Crumbs and Beaver Spit

Do you know Riddle School? Of course, you do you look this up.
-Why did you come in here?

-Correct answer: Bread crumbs and beaver spit.
by Xavi Washere November 13, 2021
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Go to amsterdam and capture a beaver

Basically being completed drunk to the point of which you cannot function
Tonight I am going to go to Amsterdam and capture a beaver! It's going to be my first time getting wasted in over a month!
by dgk1704 July 6, 2010
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beaver tail

When a girl's pussy lips are so loose they slap together and sound like a beaver slapping his tail on something.
DAYUM that pair a titties that passed out at my place last night had a bad beaver tail going on.
by DA FREAKEN COCKBLASTER January 11, 2008
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