bean-stalker

n. A woman who is a chronic masturbater. Her bean or clit is getting used so much it needs to issue a restraining order on her fingers for always being in the area.

v. "If I get anymore turned on I'm going to have to go bean-stalking!" said Sue.

Sally said last night that if she doesn't get laid soon, she's going to turn into a bean-stalker.

by Blade57 October 22, 2008

Dick Bean

n. kidney stone.
A small hard mass in the kidney that forms from deposits primarily of phosphates and urates. Also called nephrolith.

I heard you got dick beans.. I told you to stop drinking red bull.

or

You: I'm trying to take a piss man, but I got dick beans.
Friend: Good God, shoot it out already.

by =>mittens<= May 1, 2009

Bean Dip

To scoop the boob of someone and yell "BEAN DIP!"

Usually done for shock value. Or you just want to touch someone's boob.

Marty ran up to Bertha, and bean dipped her.

Bertha got Marty back by slapping him.

by boshanky September 24, 2008

bean bags

A mans balls in a speedo.

Speedos r gay mans swim suits.

by cartman5000 July 27, 2004

meow bean

definition 1
'meow bean' is the shortened version of me old bean or my old bean, which then translates into my old friend

definition 2
also a common greeting in the town of towcester

harris: ow r yaaaaa
fish: meow bean!

by daniel harris aka boosh man August 13, 2006

beancurd

Fanny batter. A ladies residue

There was enough beancurd down there to make a sandwich. So i did.

by Gingilla August 18, 2006

Bean-on

The female equivalent of a hard-on. References the beanesque shape of the swollen clitoris.

"Geez honey, you're staring at that George Clooney photo for a bit too long. What, does he give you a bean-on?"

by vincible kibosh December 22, 2008