smokin' balls

Sarcastic comment to insinuate the awesomeness of a specific event, situation, action, circumstance, other noun, etc. Can be used in both a positive or negative context, but usually the latter.

Dude, mandatory community service is smokin' balls!


Man, your pictures from last night were so f'ed up; what were you smoking?
Dude, smokin' balls!

by Soodo Nimm December 17, 2008

disco balls

When your testicles are permanently flattened beyond recognition from being shoved into the tight pants you wore to the discotheque.

Since the eighties I’ve had such debilitating shame about my disco balls!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 6, 2021

Pussy No Balls

When someone is to afraid to do something, or doesn't do something that could be considered fun.

Person 1: Are you going to ask her out?

Person 2: Nah I don't think so.

Person 1: Don't be a 'Pussy No Balls'

by iCaptain-Obvious April 18, 2011

lips on balls

When a female successful deepthroats a man's penis until her lips are on his balls.

I asked for some lips on balls head from my fiancee, and she delivered!

by Austin007 May 3, 2009

jew-balls

when you have the money to purchase something you want, but are afraid to spend it.

"dude, youve got enough cash, but if you just keep staring at that flat screen, youre just gonna get jew-balls!"

by mcfly!!!! September 13, 2009

rice ball

Condescending insult used typically against those of east asian descent. Usage of this phrase has dropped considerably since WW2 however

Sergeant: "Time to wake up the rice balls with artillery!"

by jon killbe November 24, 2009

Balls on the table

An expression to describe someone who is willing to risk or gamble with extreme consequences should they lose.

"You better be careful before you put your balls on the table."

Man 1: Ok, I'm all in.
Man 2: Shiiit, me too.
Man 3: I see the balls are on the table tonight.

by cousinitt April 6, 2010