carolina beach

The greatest southeastern town of the southeast. Some of its highlights include...

The Tiki Bar and its 2008 Halloween costume Champions... its open till 10 (weather permitting)...

The Fat Pelican, and its amazing rack of Trivial Pursuit cards... and beer

Its wide scope of Redskin fans, all of which never make it to a game...

The fact that when Fort Fisher fell in 1865... it sealed the fate of the confederacy...

The traffic is generally light, except for the occasional giant snapping turtle setting up shop in the middle of 5th street

Your friendly neighbor will never hesitate to share the wealth... untill he shrooms too hard and humps a cop...

Where labradoodles roam free and proud...

Its not Kure you ass its Carolina Beach!!!

by BigDogg17 May 8, 2010

East Atlantic Beach, NY

East Atlantic Beach is a wealthy part of Long Beach. Family's send there kids to private school's all over Long Island and kids are extremely spoiled. Kids are also athletes and extremely high Maintenance. They love Billibong, Quick Silver, Ralph Lauren, Gucci, Tommy Bahama and any other name brand. They also have a new pair of sun glasses everyday. Parents let them get any car they want but by the pickiness of the kids usually they want a BMW, Mercedes, Porsche, and now Audi. Teenagers have wild parties in the estates and consist of pool hopping in empty summer mansion and if they are on for all they have pool parties. Don't mess with them because they all have ties with the Mafia and many shows like the Sopranos are shot they and also TV shows like Royal Pains and Gossip Girl. Things to do there are surf, go to the Counrty or Beach club and play golf and yess Tan hard !!!

Let's all go to East Atlantic Beach, NY to rage and drive is Sams Bently !!

by sameablax April 4, 2011

New Smyrna Beach

Several times this has been voted Florida's Best Beach because of it's calm beaches, white hard packed sand perfect for relaxing and sun bathing. Located in Volusia county Florida, one of the few beaches you can still drive on.

We're going to the beach this weekend!
What beach?
New Smyrna Beach, wanna come?
HELL YEAH, NSB is awesome!!

by JessNSB March 23, 2011

bleacher creature

someone who goes to baseball games and buys cheap standing-room tickets, then takes the seats of people who dont show up.

that goddamn bleacher creature only paid 4 fucking bucks!

by adam's got a knife December 3, 2007

Old Orchard Beach

An awesome town in southern Maine.

The absolute best marching band in the state of Maine.
The ONLY band to receive 4 consecutive gold medals in the past four years.

Did you go to the marching band show last weekend? Old Orchard Beach was amazing!

Old Orchard Beach High School Marching Band: 4 Stahs!

We are the beach! Yeah we are a real rockin' town, we are the beach! Yeah we're gonna turn this show around, we are the beach! Yeah we are the baddest band around, we are the beach, 1, 2 HOO-RAHH

by baddestbandaround September 22, 2009

Laguna Beach

An addicting show that is designed to make the viewer intrigued and feel ugly. Opens the door to a surreal life of beautiful people, lanscape, and wealth.

For drama in Laguna Beach, just add water.

by KJords July 17, 2006

beach dildo

(1)A random dildo found at the beach

(2) Can also be used for hyperbole

-1: "Holy Sh*t I just stepped on a beach dildo!"

-2: "How's you're hangover?" "Not good; I feel like I got slapped with a bag full of beach dildos."

by the chowsta September 30, 2010