awkard turtle

Awkard turtle is when your talking to someone and some very odd happens like if you asked someone out and theres a awkard pause thats it!!

You: Hay <insert his or her name>
Person:hows it going good looking
You: Great, Haye will you go out with me?
Long Pause
You: O shit awkard turtle

by Mothkilla March 6, 2009

akward boner

When you get a boner from something you really shouldn't.

Dude, I saw my grandma in her underwear and I got this akward boner.

by whydidimakethis June 17, 2016

Awkwardo

The awkward friend in every social group. He/she usually makes others uncomfortable. Always found creating awkward moments with random comments or stories.

Vincent: Hey i went to this dope ass party last night!

Adam: I KNOW I WAS THERE!!! HAHA

Eduardo: Hey i saw you in front of your house yesterday....

Adam: Dude...You're being a real Awkwardo!

by SNEAKYBANANA April 20, 2010

Ackward

An incorrect way of saying Awkward. Most people will go along with it and not say anything, but eventually someone will point out that you have been saying it wrong your whole life.

--"Dude, that was so ackward"

--"Did you just say 'ackward'"

--"yeahh?"

--"uh, you say AWKward. Not, ACKward."

by AwkwardTurtle1115 January 26, 2011

Arkward

Another word for Awkward

To be uncomfortable in a situaion. Also could say Awkward, but Arkward is the proper spelling of the word.

Trevor- Dude, i wanna fuck you.
Peter- Man this is Arkward.

by maneater2008 December 20, 2008

awkwark

1. Something that is beyond awkward.
2. Something that there are no words to describe what it is, it's just awkwark.

Ryan has an erection during a group gathering... a-w-k-w-a-r-k awkwark!!

by awkwarklover November 21, 2005

AwkWar

A competition between two or more people to say or do something more awkward than the other participant(s).
Victory is achieved when the victor makes everyone else in the group uncomfortable enough to not do anything for 5+ seconds.

Bob challenged Gary and Susan to an AwkWar.
He won by licking Gary's armpit.

by Silas White May 30, 2011