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Awkward turtle

This is the mascot for an awkward moment.

It is done by placeing your hands on top of each other, and spining your thumbs forward in a circular motion. This creats the creature know as awkward turtle.

Unlike American sign language this actually is the sign for turtle in British sign language.
YOU

"You only get Aids from sexing up monkeys"

PERSON SITTING NEXT TO YOU

"I have Aids"

YOU

"haha awkward turtle"
by kat123xx August 20, 2011
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Awesanity

That beaver over there is awesanity!
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awawa

a fucking epic typing quirk that im choosing to say belongs to me

(kit me im kit it belongs to kit tm or something)
awawa thats so POGGER!!!
by kit kit kit kat KAT KAT October 3, 2021
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awkward turtle

1. Something that should never be used 2. When an awkward moment occurr, you place one hand face down in the air. Carely(very carefully) place you second hand on top of the first facing the same way. Your thumbs should now be on opposite sides and you wiggling them in a forward position when the awkward moment happens. By that point, you should probably walk away from whatever you are doing.
Bruce lee:Yeah, last week, i was taking a piss and i realized i had a wart on my penis.
ChuckNorris: I would do the awkward turtle, but im chuck norris and I'm way too cool for that and it reminds of this one fat annoying girl from high school.
by ChuckNorrisOnUrbanDictionary January 17, 2007
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Awkward

Greatest rock band in the World. Featuring some damn cool guys.
User32: I saw Awkward last night!
user432: STFU
by FlashBrosDim April 27, 2005
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Awkward Turtle

A really awkward person.
Such as Andrew Kursh
ME: Andrew Kursh is such an awkward turtle!
RANDOM PERSON: oh i know! jesus christ wont he just shut the fuck up?
by Annonymous2 December 9, 2008
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awkward pony

the act of being retarded
"dude kids that are homeschooled are socially awkward ponyed"
by Alliebabowa December 5, 2007
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