Laura Garcia Alfaro

The funniest, cutest girl at KHS
Lmao
Mclit
Fricknuggets
Laura you are amazing and I really like you

Mmmm Laura Garcia Alfaro is a G

by Eyes Of A Angel November 12, 2018

loaded burglar alarm

A loaded gun that’s close by when someone breaks in to your place.

We never had a need for a brinks security system. Daddy kept the “loaded burglar alarm” under his bed.

by Dick Da Bruiser November 3, 2020

human smoke alarm

A person (sometimes on the ceiling) that tells you if there is smoke or a fire.

The costlier human smoke alarms even call the firefighters for you.

by MaybeARealWord January 26, 2022

International stranger alarm

When your schools fly a finnish flag from the flag poles with a finnish swastika flag on it to warn of immediate school shootings.

The international stranger alarm will keep the laws intact first scream abelijck

by Cody5050 December 16, 2022

Alfrmal or Alfarmal

Alfrmal, or Alfarmal, is the proper name of the elven language. It's the Norse word for "elf speech." It's also known as Alfrnorsk, or Alfarnorsk, meaning "elf Norse." It originally was written in the Runic alphabet, also known as Futhark. However, when the elves adopted monotheism, they abandoned the Runic alphabet, due to Scriptural prohibitions against witchcraft. Note runes are used in witchcraft. Instead, elves now use the Latin alphabet. There's also another elven language, known as Alfsprache, or Alfdeutsche. This means "elf-german." Elves use both languages.

Foolish Tolkien fans, don't you know the elven language, is actually called Alfrmal or Alfarmal? It's not "Elvish!" Please correct your mistake!

by I'mcrazy March 29, 2023

Sounding the alarm

When you're about to do anal with someone and you slap your dick imbetween their ass cheeks creating an alarm type noise to notify your partner, you're about to enter their rectum. Can be enhanced by shouting 'bombs away!' Or by screaming like a gibbon

Tyler: "Dude, did you do anal with her?"
Tristan: "Yes but I was sounding the alarm, so all us fine, as she was prepared."
Tyler: "Indubitably...."

by Simmypoo December 26, 2024

Sounding the Alarm

The act of Sounding (putting a metal rod down your urethra). Except, your orgasm is too much, or too strong. So you moan so loud you set off the Richter scale.

Person 1: I'm inserting the metal rod
Person 2: Okay baby, but be quiet. I don't want the neighbors to hear like last time.
Person 1: "Inserts metal rod"

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY FUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Person 2: Oh fuck, your so loud. Stop sounding the alarm!

by Slapshott January 24, 2026