Alex

Massive Cunt

"you know that Alex geezer, he's a gargantuan cock womble"

by rossisabattyman January 25, 2022

Alex

Alex is one of the best people you will ever meet. He doesn’t trust easily but if you brake his trust you will never get it back. Alex is the sweetest guy ever and he definitely knows how to make you laugh. The most loyal and honest guy you’ll ever come across. He will be your best friend and the love of your life. You will never want to lose Alex.

I love Alex.
Alex means the world to me.
Alex is the best person ever.

by Ogleiymson October 25, 2017

Alex

Someone who has a big booty

"bro did you watch alex in harlem?"
"yeah bro he had such a BIG booty bruh, it almost made me gay"

by FurryFucker445 August 4, 2023

Alex

Alex is a girl that is a fake hoe she gets boys dates em for 2 day and there gone she even fucked with a boy and then broke up with him she a fake ass hoe she can go suck a dick with her mothers lips bitch.and is not helpful with anything

john:bro guess what
Alex:what this time
John:so me and julia broke up and it went bad
Alex;okay why do i care

John:see and you wonder why nobody wants to be friends with you
Alex:suck my dick bitch
John: ha you dont even have one
Alex: how you know
John:when i was with your mom last night in my bed she told me ohh but that went good we fucked

by vwigosvgrkkkkrurseleicn January 15, 2020

Alex

Fuck you

Alex can eat a dick

by GodlyTrash March 2, 2020

Alex

Is a very annoying person, usually described as DJ Peanuthead.

Omg Alex is such a Peanut

by Melissatheloca September 9, 2017

Alex

Alex is definitely the smartest person to exist. He has a 100 in all his classes, except for tech. He also is super duper fast, because he’s sans. But I guess that’s debatable. He has a really annoying girlfriend who can’t ever show up to any of his football games. That really sucks because Alex is a football god. Also, just saying, he’s THICcer thAn a SNICker.

Dane: I love Alex

Annabelle: what

by Toasterfork6969 October 27, 2019