albino jew

a blonde and white reformed jew who is gunna make it to da moon

that kimmie is an albino jew! wassup with that shiz?!

by kimstah94 December 15, 2010

Albie

A big skinhead, steroid-taking beast who hangs around with the likes of Gingers and Dicksocks. On the inside he's a beautiful caring boy and many people will tell him they wuv him when they've had a few drinks. He has a desire to grow a moustache similar to that of Bronson's and jams to Duran Duran while driving like a maniac at four in the morning.

"Look at that Albie, he's intimidating from afar but I want to tell him my feelings!"

by iamthesocklord April 21, 2010

Alban

Probably the hottest person you’ll even meet in your life 🤔 once you see him you can’t look away 😍 something like Medusa. Will make a straight man run gay.. usually a sexy Albanian of Albanian descent. He probably even lives in queens.. known to be part of a group called “Al Quesdadilla” you might be able to find him on Instagram @alban_koka

Did you see that guy he’s such a alban !

That man is so hot aka alban

Did you hear adni is dating alban?

by Al quesadilla November 20, 2018

Albert

The most perfect guy any girl would ever dream of having in their life. Everything I need, everything ive ever wanted, plus more. No one can ever come close to him.

11:11; "I wish for Albert <3"

by adviento. May 18, 2008

Albanian golf tournament

Refers to the unenviable position of a male participating late in a heterosexual orgy; the specific reference is made to having sloppy ninths ("playing a hole ninth"), following the unprotected sexual intercourse of several men who have left their semen and STDs in a sexual partner's vagina.

I haven't had such a serious case of gleet since my last Albanian golf tournament.

by Daction August 11, 2010

Albert Clifford

Alternate definition for ac slater or ac slatering. The act of defication while facing the wrong way on the toilet, similar to the way Albert Clifford "A.C." Slater used to sit in chairs in school and at The Maxx on Saved by the Bell.

I really had to drop a deuce, but wanted to listen to some tunes, so I busted out my laptop, pulled an Albert Clifford, rested the computer on the bowl, and rocked out to "Friends Forever" by the Zack Attack while I shat.

by Andrew Allerton December 27, 2007

Albany Creek

The small town located in the Northern Suburbs of Brisbane. Most people don't like the place but live here because it's theirs.

Albany Creek...It's a hole, but it's our hole.

by Shorey, Jesus and Matty-B April 16, 2008