alan zhu

A guy who had a relatively huge head and a dumbass who only knows how to play games and has thousands of hours of games on steam.

Alan Zhu is an dumbass. Look at his steam account.

by TrashVan March 20, 2018

alanisse

A THICKKKK GIRL that’s pretty adorable and crazy

Yo alanisse smashed my Xbox but she adorable af

by Klrpuppy May 14, 2018

Alancedenomaycol

This word is used when ladies start to lose their beauty

My mom is getting Alancedenomaycol

by Machofortion March 26, 2018

Alan David Schlong

1980s radio reporter who covered baseball for unhead station in New Jersey. Giant microphone reminiscent of horse's dick.

Oh, no, here comes Alan David Schlong with that giant microphone, what a schmutz.

by tirtle July 9, 2018

Alanis

A beautiful girl loves having fun has a lot of friend, she’s really friendly the person on this earth that doesn’t have and Alanis on their life they are unlucky has a perfect body that everyone is jealous of she’s really attractive like very single person can like her perfect eyes kinda strange cause they change but they still really special,perfect fucking hair like everyone will like to have it, she loves animal she’s a cuddly person so get your ass up and find you and Alanis

Oh man see that girl she’s definitely and Alanis

by Fabiola Sofía July 27, 2018

Alan

The pinacle of being a gentleman

Loved by all the ladies
Respected but disliked by most men but his friends
Well dressed
Makes a woman feel like she is the only one
If someone is rude to Alan or others he always stand up

Ohh I want Alan so bad but I can’t tell him, that elegance and style and what a smile!

by Richard134449king September 26, 2018

Alaning

Using the Alan Wrench

Michael was alaning so hard while building this machine.

by Chinkyboy September 28, 2018