by pfeif88 December 19, 2018
when the man sits in a meditation position, legs crossed, under the girl and eats her out while she takes a poop on his face
by eatyouout April 28, 2011
The African Father of the Seven Drug Lords is a legend known all over Africa and has seven drug lords all throughout Africa. He is the most feared person in Africa, and if you so happen to look at him wrong, he will drain you of your life force. When that happens, he will sell your life force to get his new shipment of drugs so he can distribute them to the drug lords and they can sell them.
Ruben: Hey Matthew have you heard about the African Father of the Seven Drug Lords?
Matthew: How do you know about my other half?
Ruben: What do you mean your other half Matthew?
Matthew: I'm sorry Ruben, but now you must die *Sucks the life out of Ruben*
Ruben: *dead lol*
Matthew: Good now i can get that new shipment =D.
Matthew: How do you know about my other half?
Ruben: What do you mean your other half Matthew?
Matthew: I'm sorry Ruben, but now you must die *Sucks the life out of Ruben*
Ruben: *dead lol*
Matthew: Good now i can get that new shipment =D.
by wowmandude January 09, 2017
The act of a woman pouring hot chocolate into her mouth then having a guy dip his balls into the hot chocolate. The woman then gargles the hot chocolate while the testicles are still in there. The initial heat from the hot chocolate causes the man to jump or bounce on his feet a little causing the illusion of a rain dance.
The African Rain Dance my wife gave me last night would've been better if she gargled a little harder.
by Axelthered11 December 09, 2017
Did you hear about Becky she recently got back from Cali and contracted African bush aids while there
by Bekromorphis February 09, 2019
by prussland March 05, 2019
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