apprish 

Short for "appreciation".

"Much apprish !"
> I really appreciate.
> Thanks a lot.

apprish by Thought Master January 3, 2014

APAWLB 

All Portlanders Are Whiny Little Bitches.

Referring to how residents of Portland, OR spend their days complaining, moaning, bitching, or acting like an all around annoying dramatic pussy instead doing something productive.

Guy1: Did you see that dude have a mental breakdown when he found out Hillary lost the election? He was acting feminine AF.

Guy 2: Yeah, APAWLB.

APAWLB by Rmthd93 October 19, 2020

Sex appeal 

The properties and characteristics of an individual that one regards as sexually stimulating. Differs wildly between guys and girls, and even more so when taking kinks and fetishes into account.

Dude friend 1: Yo check out that hot chick at your 8' o clock
Dude friend 2: Damn that girl's got some insane sex appeal!
Dude friend 1: Hell yeah man, just look at her fine juicy ass!
Dude friend 2: Oh, I was ogling more at her fine legs and sexy feet
Dude friend 1: Mane we've got really some very different tastes..

Sex appeal by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 9, 2020

FERREL BUSH APE 

A FERREL BUSH APE IS A MACHETTE WIELDING SOMOLIAN THAT IS MOSTLY NOCTURNAL AND COMES OUT TO RAPE AND BURN DOWN VILLIAGES AND THEN RETURNS TO THE BUSH

THE FERREL BUSH APES WERE ON THE PROWL LAST NIGHT AGAIN.

FERREL BUSH APE by MARGIE MARIO December 25, 2012

monty pythonesque application of the principles of logic and etymology 

The standard logic used by such people as the knights of the round table. It's sound logic that can only be understood by men of science.

E.g. You want to test if a woman is a witch. You burn witches, but you also burn wood. This means witches burn because they are made of wood. Wood also floats in water, just like a duck. So therefore, if she weighs the same as a duck, then she is made out of wood, and is therefore a witch. Now you must weigh her on a set of large scales with a duck, and if they weigh the same, she is guilty of being a witch.

Well, Bernard, that is some Monty Pythonesque application of the principles of logic and etymology right there!

monty pythonesque application of the principles of logic and etymology by PetersonE1 February 16, 2017

April 27 

April 27th is known as being the day when the hottest sexiest people are born. They are also usually very smart and perfect skin. This happens because the moon lines up perfectly with mars in retrograde and so the genes of people born on this day are as equally charming as they are intellectual.

April 27th was the day Ellie was born.

They were both on April 27th? Wow, I need to meet them.

April 27 by junejulyaugust April 27, 2020

Apple Fanboy 

1. A person who believes in almost anything that apple says and gives into it's marketing strategy. 2. A prime target for apple marketers to impose their superfluously costing products to. 3. A person who honestly believes that Windows XP or Vista is Archaic, Inferior, Does Not Work, or just plain ripped off ideas from the Mac OS. 4. One who waits in line for days in some instances, for Apple keynote speeches. 5. One who believes adding an "i" prefix to anything is automatically superior to anything that does not have an "i" in front of it.

Most apple fanboys will possess three or more of the following:

1. iPod
2. iPhone
3. Macbook
4. iMac
5. Mac Pro
6. 3 or more Apple Connector Cables
7. A membership at Macheist.com

Apple Fanboy by audiomind5 January 14, 2009