joe montana

God with a 49ers uniform on

God, I mean Joe Montana won 4 Super Bowls.

by Your Daddy October 29, 2003

cup of joe

See "Coffee"

by Andy May 6, 2003

milky joe

Immortalised by TV show the mighty boosh, a milky joe is a coconut with a face drawn on it, on a stick, with a tea cloth for clothes. In the boosh episode, Howard and vince are marooned on a desert island, and eventually have no friends but milky joes. but they soon find it was all a dream from drinking too much cocnut milk

1. Extract from mighty boosh
Howard: please get me a word with precious
vince: Haven't you got milky joe
howard: the mans an arse!

2.
person1: WTF is that?
person2: this, my friend, is a milky joe!

by Leeko22Arsenal January 6, 2008

Who is Joe?

When someone asks "Who is Joe?" the respondent will usually reply with "Joe Momma". However, on very rare occasions, the respondent will reply with "Joerock Obama", upon hearing this word the questioner and the respondent will immediately shit and piss them self.

Pewdiepie "Who is Joe?"

Cr1tikal "Joerock Obama"

Pewdiepie: *Immediately shits and pisses self"

Cr1tikal: *also immediately shits and pisses self"

by Phinlorian November 20, 2020

Joe Rogan

A douchebag.

Joe Rogan is a douchebag.

by Moochie Welch December 30, 2020

Joe Hoe

Girls (and some boys) who are sexually, physically, and emotionally attracted to Joe Jonas of the Jonas Brothers. They are usually fans of all three boys.

"Hoe" was chosen because it rhymes with Joe.

That Taylor was a total Joe Hoe.

by lovely1joehoe May 6, 2011

Joe Chaney

That guy that does all that crazy shit. You know, the Snapple addict? He's basically a real version of Dwight Schrute from The Office.

You don't get a name like Joe Chaney at birth, you have to EARN it.

by thatguy099870879 May 2, 2010