Turkey Paralysis

Normally experienced after Thanksgiving and/or Christmas dinners. A person experiences turkey paralysis after they have consumed an excessive amount of food. This ultimately leads the body into a state of paralysis from being so full and the rest of the evening is normally spent being unable to move on the couch.

Ryan: "How was your Christmas dinner last night?"
Cody: "Way too much food... I entered a state of turkey paralysis. I couldn't move after dinner."

by CP1991 April 4, 2016

Turkey Burping

Turkey Burping is a slang term for gagging, but not throwing up. It may be used to include standard gagging, a sick feeling belch, or even vomiting a little into one's mouth.

Dude, watching that gross video had me turkey burping!

After that Chinese food I turkey burped like three times, I think I'm getting sick.

If I see you vomit I'm gonna turkey burp.

by chokey October 19, 2013

turd turkey

a rehab resistant drug addict.

Don't turn your back on that (turd turkey).

by Dr.Argues July 3, 2010

TURKEY JORUCHBOCHUCHU

This phrase comes from Cristiano Ronaldo who once said - "TURKEY JORUCHBOCHUCHU!" in an interesting conversation video between him and his friend.

Video name: Cristiano Ronaldo Speaks Turkish

Today it is used as a cheer toward the GREAT Turkish nation.

TURKEY JORUCHBOCHUCHU! TURKEY JORUCHBOCHUCHU! TURKEY JORUCHBOCHUCHU! TURKEY JORUCHBOCHUCHU! TURKEY JORUCHBOCHUCHU! TURKEY JORUCHBOCHUCHU! TURKEY JORUCHBOCHUCHU! TURKEY JORUCHBOCHUCHU! TURKEY JORUCHBOCHUCHU! TURKEY JORUCHBOCHUCHU! TURKEY JORUCHBOCHUCHU! TURKEY JORUCHBOCHUCHU! TURKEY JORUCHBOCHUCHU! TURKEY JORUCHBOCHUCHU! TURKEY JORUCHBOCHUCHU! TURKEY JORUCHBOCHUCHU! TURKEY JORUCHBOCHUCHU! TURKEY JORUCHBOCHUCHU! TURKEY JORUCHBOCHUCHU! TURKEY JORUCHBOCHUCHU! TURKEY JORUCHBOCHUCHU! TURKEY JORUCHBOCHUCHU! TURKEY JORUCHBOCHUCHU! TURKEY JORUCHBOCHUCHU! TURKEY JORUCHBOCHUCHU! TURKEY JORUCHBOCHUCHU! TURKEY JORUCHBOCHUCHU! TURKEY JORUCHBOCHUCHU! TURKEY JORUCHBOCHUCHU! TURKEY JORUCHBOCHUCHU! TURKEY JORUCHBOCHUCHU! TURKEY JORUCHBOCHUCHU! TURKEY JORUCHBOCHUCHU! TURKEY JORUCHBOCHUCHU! TURKEY JORUCHBOCHUCHU! TURKEY JORUCHBOCHUCHU! TURKEY JORUCHBOCHUCHU! TURKEY JORUCHBOCHUCHU! TURKEY JORUCHBOCHUCHU! TURKEY JORUCHBOCHUCHU! TURKEY JORUCHBOCHUCHU! TURKEY JORUCHBOCHUCHU! TURKEY JORUCHBOCHUCHU! TURKEY JORUCHBOCHUCHU!

by FRNCY September 17, 2021

Turkey the blunt

Emptying the blunt without splitting it, and stuffing it with weed like a turkey

Ay bruh did you turkey the blunt? It looks fat as fuck

by Ya Boy Skinny P July 26, 2017

Gotham Turkey

When a man dresses in a bat suit with the balls cut out, then proceeds to eat a raw turkey as a live one shits on his torso. Meanwhile another turkey pecks at his butthole hairs, while the man shits.

Last night I was with this wild girl, and she asked to watch me do Gotham Turkey.

by Boobalaz July 15, 2022

turkey bastin' it

The act of artificial insemination with a turkey baster.

"Kirsti wants a baby, but she doesn't want to have to have a man to do it, so she turkey bastin' it."

by kkkkkkcccc September 3, 2014